Limey Lang

[Mr Bigglesworth]

No Thanks!
I remember a school teacher i was quite fond of and dreamed all during her classes about the positions id take her in.
Then one day she exposed her under arm hair to me and i was immediately repulsed and from that day on i just cant stand it on a woman.

[Clegg]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

[TRAV1$]

How could I leave this behind?

Doesn't get much deeper than that.

[Clegg]

"Now that's what I call poetry"-Ted Hughes on 'Big Bottom'

[TRAV1$]

A truly asstounding video.

[Clegg]

I see what you did there, and I like it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Just can't get enough of it.

Yanks are weird.

[Left Hook Tua]

Can't wait for Froch to get exposed again, probably Knocked out this time

that armenian smurf is gonna spark him out.

no doubt about it.

[Earl-Hickey]

Tua, you going to go see Tua vs Barett 2 in new zealand?

this could be the modern day version of the ali/frazier trilogy

[Jeff Da Maori]

I heard Jonah Lomu can only get a ticket by doing the photos for Rolling Stone ****zine