Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

You didn't see Johnny Vegas drop weight for *** Lives Of The Potato Men.

Get a grip, Gervais.

[Clegg]

Shame to see that Heidi Klum is past-prime.Even with airbrushing she still looks like some kind of hunover, sleep deprived version of Tina Fey

[Oasis_Lad]

Dear god, Seal and Time - a deadly combination.

[Clegg]

I prefer to remember her as she was, back when she had some dignity: getting her clothes off for money and getting impregnated by 2 different men in less than a year.

[Oasis_Lad]

Was Jennifer Connelly's prime actually when she appeared in Sergio Leone's Once Upon A Time in America, and her as she was in Career Opportunities, was her 'Aniston' Milf days?





I'd say yes.

[Clegg]

I've seen that film, but not for a long time. Did she have **** back then?

I think the ideal thing would be to go back in time and kidnap her around that time and keep her as a *** slave for the 20 or so years afterwards. That way you'd be able to experience both and you'd have plenty of time to decide which version was superior.

All in the interests of research, of course.

[Left Hook Tua]

Nowhere brings out the inner **** better than LA.

that's not true.

i'm from la.

[Oasis_Lad]

She certainly had them in Labyrinth, and that was only a couple of years later.

[Oasis_Lad]

Do be do be da do doo doo de do be do be da *Whistes* Do be do be da do doo doo de do be do be da *Whistles* dab da doo de dee dee do be do be do da

[Oasis_Lad]

My best ever post I'd say.