If I knew my exams were important back then I still don't think I'd have tried harder.
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.............Daryl says:
Did I tell you Leanne has gone lez?
S says:
did you always know?
Daryl says:
No. She's more blokish than most girls. Drinks pints and plays computer games and all that stuff that most girls don't do. But she never talked about women like guys do
She talked more about liking big ****s
S says:
i've got a big ****
not so much in lenth
Daryl says:
Too late now, she's full lez, not even bi
We were talking the other day about both liking Jessica Alba's arse
Might get her to watch that swimming film with me, you know the one I mean?
Just Alba swimming a lot and stuff. Surfing or sharks or something are in it as well
You have just sent a nudge.
S says:
blue something?
Daryl says:
Yeah
S says:
was having a wee in the backgarden
Daryl says:
Why?
S says:
toliet is up stairs
going to watch some **** now
you used beeq?
Daryl says:
Leanne suggested watching **** together and doing a radio show/internet audio stream review as we watch it
S says:
their vids are good but too high quilaty for my ****ty internet
Daryl says:
I download stuff
Don't bother with streams
S says:
why?
Daryl says:
If I have a hard-on I don't want to waste time looking around for the right kind of thing
S says:
dirty goth **** pov
sounds good
**** sake
its one of the sites like beeq
hq vids
i thought leanne liked alec baldwin?
Daryl says:
Yeah, she likes hairy chests and 30 Rock lol
S says:
girls dont have hairy chests
rizo@live.co.uk said (01:29):
non of the nice ones anyway
Daryl says:
Her taste in women is a bit . She likes girls with short hair who look dykey
S says:
watching this
so men?
Daryl says:
Lol
S says:
i like men with boobs, nice body and a womans face and voice
Daryl says:
She looks more hippy than goth
S says:
she loves it in the arse apprently
Daryl says:
Nice
She's *****'ing?
Not taking a **** or 2?
S says:
it says pov
heres the ****
gay
he is vocal
Daryl says:
Not finished wanking yet?
S says:
he sounds like he is getting ****ed
not wanking
just watching
she has a nice *****
Daryl says:
Yeah
S says:
this isnt pov either
Daryl says:
I'd like to **** her
S says:
even seen his face loads
and he is talking
Daryl says:
But I'm gonna stop watching now
S says:
don't see the point in ****
hahaha
she told him to shut up
Daryl says:
**** is alright
Bit of variation
S says:
done it twice
would rather **** their *****
he is screaming now
she keeps farting
im not into this
Daryl says:
Had a wank over Katy Perry the other day
S says:
how?
i find it hard wanking over softcore on sky
i watched so much **** once. i had to watch ****** or beastality **** to get off
Daryl says:
Just laying in bed, got a hand-on thinking about her
hard-on
S says:
might watch some throat ****ing
makes me feel a bit ill though
i watched a gang**** the other night
the girl was a right *****
Daryl says:
Why? Wasn't satisfied?
S says:
nope
kept complaining too
too big, too rough
she was ****ing 600 guys
2mins each
Daryl says:
Pointless
Unless they all spunked and she was drowning in it
S says:
lots did
and she cried about that too
Daryl says:
I saw a throat ****ing one where the guy kept slapping her and spitting in her face. T'was nice.
S says:
yeah
did she cry?
Daryl says:
Don't think so
S says:
what in the ****
Daryl says:
It was like a max hardcore vid
S says:
i had loads of hold gold xxx **** on tape
Daryl says:
What is that?
S says:
old **** channel
like television x
might of been something else
movies gold maybe
you watching this jap ****?
lol
Daryl says:
Yeah, weird werewolf costume lol
S says:
ahahah
it gets a boner
you seen the left 4 head ****s?
Daryl says:
?
S says:
its a **** spoof of left 4 dead
real good
i think its on mega****
cant find it!!!
this jap has a nice *****
Daryl says:
Think Keeley is past-prime?
S says:
not her boobs
Daryl says:
Her face?
S says:
when are we going to play l4d2?
Daryl says:
I only rented it
And don't have gold
Played anything recently?
Why don't you like fighting games like UFC and Fight Night?
S says:
havent played any games in ages
Daryl says:
Same. Work is my excuse, what's yours?
S says:
cant be botherd
Daryl says:
What do you do instead?
S says:
i played the l4d2 demo more than the game
Daryl says:
See what Roger Huerta did? That was funny
S says:
no?
Daryl says:
Some big guy hit a woman
Some Huerta went after hit and KHTFO
Then I think they stomped on the guy's head lol
Video of it in the MMA section
Would you ever go to one of those woman and donkey *** shows?
S says:
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My prostate's playing up again.Comment
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Calzaghe beats both.Comment
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The Lone **** strikes again Thursday night, Clyde.Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View PostComment
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I squandered my opportunity to revive the Hurricane's fury this weekend. For good reasons though, had to break in the new place. Next weekend is a go for sure. Odd you're choosing to strike on a Thursday night. Special occasion, or just chosen at random?Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View PostComment
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I crave Burger King.Comment
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I've got Friday off so the Lone **** sees no need to wait for the weekend. Be taking more people by surprise.Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View PostComment
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