Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Just fought my Brother, fellas - his name's Golaith and he's about 10 FT tall, and weighs around a 1000 pounds.

I'm a little shorter than him but weigh less .... let's say around: 90 pounds.

Anyway, to cut a long story short I sparked him.

Think I'm ready for the PROs?

Think I could take out Daniel and the entire Den of Lions?

I definitely think I'd spark the plague of frogs. Locusts aren't even worth mentioning.

Never mind part the rest sea - I'd strip it of it's atomic nuclei completely. It wouldn't exist. Gone. kaput.

[Clegg]

Here's the best ep:

[BOLLOCKS]

Shouldn't I watch 'em in order?

[Clegg]

Shouldn't I watch 'em in order?

The only links I could find for series one were 14 links for the whole series. I figured you wouldn't be arsed with 14 separate DLs

But if you can find series 1 then yeah.

[BOLLOCKS]

[Clegg]

What a great thread: //krikya360.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=413544

Burner is such a joke. He scored it for the popular guy to fit in, then when he realised that everyone else scored it for the unpopular guy he posts a thread saying he re-scored it and instead of 10-2 to Alexander he has it for Kotelnik. It's sad how desperate this guy is to make himself seem knowledgable and like someone who isn't a complete ******

[Oasis_Lad]

You can't polish a turd, no matter what Burner and Flawless think to the opposite.

[Oasis_Lad]

I never thought eggs and fish, together, would work as a dish, but I just had both with roast potatoes and beans, and together, they worked quite well.

And I can't even cook! Imagine what Dave from the local chippy would do with those ingredients. An Artist without Compare.

[Clegg]

Clegg and Rizoom's musing on the world

S says:

Daryl says:
She's alright
S says:
best looking mexican?
Daryl says:
Salma Hayek, because of her great ****
Who do you think?
S says:
that girl i sent you
Daryl says:
She's a model?
S says:
she was in nacho libre

Daryl says:
Is that any good?
S says:
i enjoyed it
and year one
Daryl says:
Isn't that Jack Black as well?
S says:
yeah
Daryl says:
Did you watch any of the fights last night?
S says:
nope
Daryl says:
Not a fan anymore?

S just sent you a nudge.

S says:
anderson silva?
Daryl says:
He's a ****
Shame he won
lulz?
S says:
i hate moths
holy ****
i bet he feels awful
think his wife will stay with him?
Daryl says:
Probably
******, so she does what she's told
prettiest girl in the world
S says:
not even close
Daryl says:
Shame she had surgery
S says:
no **** stars are pretty
Daryl says:
She is
Jenna Haze
S says:
i used to like monica sweetheart
want to see a real pretty blonde
Daryl says:
Adam Rickett?
Go on, show me
S says:
she doesnt look as good out of this film

what about peta wilson?
little too manly for my tastes
Daryl says:
Yeah she was nice
The assassin show girl?
That used to be on channel 5
That one?
S says:
nikita girl
Daryl says:
Yeah
Who were you talking about before her?
S says:
i dont know if it's the same girl as in this film
chelan simmons
can see her boobs on google
Daryl says:
Yeah I'm looking
S says:
she looks cuter in this film
peta is in it too
sounds like a man
Daryl says:
What is it?
S says:
malibu shark attack
lol
Daryl says:
A comedy or just a **** horror?
S says:
**** horror
i thought therer would be boobs

Daryl says:
Sounds ******. Good cast though
I'd like to sodomise Olivia Wilde
S says:
she is in year one
looking very ***y
you know that film airbender?
is that based off the cartoon with a different name?
because it looks just like it
Daryl says:
No idea
remember her? About 10 years ago
S says:
it was a real good cartoon
nope
richloc isnt repling to my pms
Daryl says:
What did you ask him?
S says:
nothing
just posted a pic of the girl from chuck
and about year one
i can't believe you've only just watch kickboxer
Daryl says:
I think I saw it when I was younger, but only the second half
Not seen Bloodsport or Cyborg either
S says:
gtfo
that guy in cyborg scared the **** out of me
Daryl says:
I'll watch them soon, probably
S says:
best quote in kickboxer " look at them Kurt.... THEY'RE DEAD!"
Daryl says:
//krikya360.com/forums/im...ine=1281244378 I'd like her to sit on my face
S says:

scary
Daryl says:
Calzaghe would UD him
S says:

Daryl says:
Ever seen that old UFC fighter who had half his chest missing?
S says:
thats ****
nah
Daryl says:
Tra Telligman or something like that
S says:
i've seen him
didnt notice though
syliva koed him with a kick in the last second
then i shaved my head like sylivs
Daryl says:
lol
S says:
you seen it?
was the best ko ever in ufc
Daryl says:
Nope
S says:

ewwww
i can see it
where is his boobie?
Daryl says:
Got tit****ed too hard
titwanked
you know what I mean
S says:
this kick killed him ive heard
sylvia looks huge
i shaved my hair like him
and i have a superman tattoo like him
Daryl says:
Didn't know you liked him
S says:
omg
he killed him
just watched a murder
Daryl says:
lol
S says:

it really made that noise too
Daryl says:
I liked google images better the way it was before
S says:
me too
its like bing now
and i hate bing
Daryl says:
Still drink Crabbies?
It costs ?.10 per bottle in my pub. Rip-off
But if you buy 2 you get a 3rd free
S says:
had 1 the other day
i think they are 2 quid ea
Daryl says:
I wanna go back to being unemployed, can't think of a way to do it though
At least not without pissing off family
S says:
get real fat
Daryl says:
Dunno how some people get so fat. Food is expensive, you have to have a lot of spare cash to
be obese
S says:
watching the children
hot girl trying to kill her mum
i think
she might be hiding
nah
shes trying to kill her
Daryl says:
The same film as before, with the blonde?
S says:
nah
wtf
this is freaky
seems wrong watching girls my sisters age getting ****ed
Daryl says:
Why, how old is she?
S says:
18
Daryl says:
Meh
S says:
this film is crazy
Daryl says:
What's it called? The Children?
S says:
brutal killings of little children
seems wrong
yeah
she just run down a 4 year old who was weilding an axe
Daryl says:
I thought it wasn't allowed to show a kid dying in a film
S says:
its an english film
so did it
she kicked down a wooden door and speared a boys head on a splinter
Daryl says:
this one?
S says:
what in the world
its finished
just like that

yeah
thats it
hot girl from hollyoaks in it
Daryl says:
How long have we been talking and you've already watched 2 films?
S says:
i turned malibu off
Daryl says:
Favourite Robert Carlyle film?
S says:
28 weeks later is god
good
Daryl says:
Cool
I liked the stuff in 28 Days Later where London was empty in the first half. Wasn't as good when zombies showed up I thought
S says:
what else is he in?
full monty and euragon
Daryl says:
Trainspotting
S says:
he was in another zombie film too
well, not zombie
he ate human meat
gave him strenth
Daryl says:
Yeah, I remember when that came out
Set in the past or countryside or something I think?
S says:
yeah
makes him immortal i think
Daryl says:
Ravenous
S says:
someone else becomes like him
when he falls down a hole
with a body
and he eats it
Daryl says:
Good film?
S says:
was ok
i think it had a big twist
but i cant remember it
Daryl says:
"Do you remember me you robbing **** bastard? He's your 4p!"
Watching Cracker with Robert Carlyle in it
S says:
thats racist
Daryl says:
Yeah
I'm gonna write to complain
S says:
reported to bpp
Daryl says:
Reported to BNP
S says:
I hate those films with high ratings, only because nobody else would of watched it
Daryl says:
Yeah
Like 17 votes and stuff
S says:
is there a 28 months later?
then a 28 years later, with zombies in space
Daryl says:
That would be good
Well it would be **** but kinda fun
S says:
you seen doomsday?
Daryl says:
Don't think so
I think my brother has the DVD in the other room
S says:
its like 28 days later...sort of
has a good cast too
Daryl says:
My bro says it's ****
S says:

Daryl says:
Ever been arrested?
S says:
twice
you should go watch doomsday. it's like 28 months later mixed with mad max
Daryl says:
not bad for a bloke
Wes Brown and Paul Robinson retiring from international football? Tragic
S says:
i sent oasis lad a good t-girl ****
she doesnt cum though
they cut off and put some hand cream on her
Paul Robinson was englands best keeper last season, behind Steve Harper
Daryl says:
Is Harper No.1 for Newcastle now?
S says:
but he calls up Green and James
yeah
best goal keeping record in england last season
why have we got an italian manager?
makes no sense
Daryl says:
Eating Baskin and Robbins ice cream. It's ok but not as nice as I expected. Haagen Dazs is much nicer
S says:
why does every england manager play lampard and gerrard together?
capello should call up harper
Daryl says:
He is like Cudicine
Cudicini
He accepted being an understudy when he could've been first choice elsewhere
Wasted years of his career
S says:
i've always said he is just as good, if not better than given
he talks to the players more
i know it was championship, but the defence was better

[Clyde Barrow]

Evening lads. I hate Sunday, but I hate Mondays even more.