Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

She's an idiot for conforming and thinking Tattoos are in any way cool.

Aye, these tattoo slags get nothing from me except a dirty look.

[Monkz]

She should have gotten a Bollocks tat.

I saw a black volkswagen golf today with a license plate that had "MUG" and a few numbers after it, immediately reminded me of you.

(no ****) or whatever them **** do...

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, these tattoo slags get nothing from me except a dirty look.

I'd like to bathe them in Swarfega and Battery acid, and rid them all of the things.

[Southpaw Stinger]

On the Jack tonight.

[Oasis_Lad]

Finished off me High Commissioner.

Now I can't find anything to watch on the webz. Every documentary I've come across I have watched for 5 minutes before realising I'd seen it before.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Nothing original anymore. Life? Pfft, it's been done.

[Oasis_Lad]

Nothing original anymore. Life? Pfft, it's been done.

It's a small world, and it's an even smaller interweb.

[BOLLOCKS]

I saw a black volkswagen golf today with a license plate that had "MUG" and a few numbers after it, immediately reminded me of you.

(no ****) or whatever them **** do...

What a mug.

[- v e t -]

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.