Help Please: Inexpensive Authentic Souvenir from England

[SuckaPunch]

A good friend of mine is visiting some relatives from the UK (specifically in Es***).

Can anybody suggest an inexpensive authentic souvenir that she can get me that is relatively cheap (less than 15 pounds), small (can be easily carried from a luggage) and "authentic" UK.

Thanks a bunch m8!

[Southpaw Stinger]

You can have Wales, if you want?

[Southpaw Stinger]

On actual thinking, you could probably get a small plaque of the coat of arms of Es***. Think that meets all your requirements.

Something like this but obviously featuring the arms of Es***.

[CymruAmByth]

You can have Wales, if you want?

**** and you are the two words that spring to mind! lol

[Southpaw Stinger]

**** and you are the two words that spring to mind! lol

Beer and now are the two that spring to mine.

[CymruAmByth]

Beer and now are the two that spring to mine.

Are you asking me out

[Southpaw Stinger]

Are you asking me out

Well it's been 2 posts.

I think we know each other well enough. Just don't go thinking I'm easy or out like that.

[SirTomJones]

Es***?

Authentic souvenir?

Probably a dirty bright pink thong worn by some blonde slag.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Es***?

Authentic souvenir?

Probably a dirty bright pink thong worn by some blonde slag.

You've been there, haven't you?

Place is a feckin' goldmine.

[Rip Chudd]

Well it's been 2 posts.

I think we know each other well enough. Just don't go thinking I'm easy or out like that.

Man this had me laughing by behind off.