Help Please: Inexpensive Authentic Souvenir from England

[SuckaPunch]

A good friend of mine is visiting some relatives from the UK (specifically in Essex).

Can anybody suggest an inexpensive authentic souvenir that she can get me that is relatively cheap (less than 15 pounds), small (can be easily carried from a luggage) and "authentic" UK.

Thanks a bunch m8!

[Southpaw Stinger]

You can have Wales, if you want?

[Southpaw Stinger]

On actual thinking, you could probably get a small plaque of the coat of arms of Essex. Think that meets all your requirements.

Something like this but obviously featuring the arms of Essex.

[CymruAmByth]

You can have Wales, if you want?

**** and you are the two words that spring to mind! lol

[Southpaw Stinger]

**** and you are the two words that spring to mind! lol

Beer and now are the two that spring to mine.

[CymruAmByth]

Beer and now are the two that spring to mine.

Are you asking me out

[Southpaw Stinger]

Are you asking me out

Well it's been 2 posts.

I think we know each other well enough. Just don't go thinking I'm easy or out like that.

[SirTomJones]

Essex?

Authentic souvenir?

Probably a dirty bright pink thong worn by some blonde slag.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Essex?

Authentic souvenir?

Probably a dirty bright pink thong worn by some blonde slag.

You've been there, haven't you?

Place is a feckin' goldmine.

[Rip Chudd]

Well it's been 2 posts.

I think we know each other well enough. Just don't go thinking I'm easy or out like that.

Man this had me laughing by behind off.