Whats the worst ass whoopin you ever took

[nance]

I had a girl in jr. high push me twice while I ignored her. The third time she attacked me she slammed a door on my hand. That did it for me.

I turned around and decked her, she slapped me and I grabbed her long hair and would not let go and we ended up in the music stands (band room at school). We let go of each other and I went at her again and pulled a huge chunk of her hair out and threw her on the floor. A teacher came in to break us up after we went at each other one more time.

My dad showed up and was in the office with the principal. Next thing I hear is "OH HELL NO!!! YOU SUSPEND MY DAUGHTER, YOU SUSPEND THE OTHER GIRL!!!! DON'T YOU ****ING USE THE CHURCH IN THIS" My dad told me later that he had to call his boss, who was an Elder in the local Morman church to call off the principal. The other girl "was a nice morman girl who came from a nice morman family" HA. I lived in a small town in Utah.
A month later the girl approached me and apologized. Turns out she had a scar on her backside...from her dad's belt buckle. Nice morman family,eh?

The cool thing was no one ever threatened me again at that school.


DISCLAIMER:
This is not an attack on Mormans...just a factual event in my life. The nicest Mormans are the ones I've met OUTSIDE of the state.

[2nd II none]

To be honest I have never had my ass whipped EVER.

[Shaolin Bushido]

I had a girl in jr. high push me twice while I ignored her. The third time she attacked me she slammed a door on my hand. That did it for me.

I turned around and decked her, she slapped me and I grabbed her long hair and would not let go and we ended up in the music stands (band room at school). We let go of each other and I went at her again and pulled a huge chunk of her hair out and threw her on the floor. A teacher came in to break us up after we went at each other one more time.

My dad showed up and was in the office with the principal. Next thing I hear is "OH HELL NO!!! YOU SUSPEND MY DAUGHTER, YOU SUSPEND THE OTHER GIRL!!!! DON'T YOU ****ING USE THE CHURCH IN THIS" My dad told me later that he had to call his boss, who was an Elder in the local Morman church to call off the principal. The other girl "was a nice morman girl who came from a nice morman family" HA. I lived in a small town in Utah.
A month later the girl approached me and apologized. Turns out she had a scar on her backside...from her dad's belt buckle. Nice morman family,eh?

The cool thing was no one ever threatened me again at that school.


DISCLAIMER:
This is not an attack on Mormans...just a factual event in my life. The nicest Mormans are the ones I've met OUTSIDE of the state.

Damn, you ever considered competing?(MMA)

[kaps]

I believe if you havnt had your ass whipped atleast once, you havnt been in very many fights......

[Carlao]

I'm in the mood of getting in a fight lately!

[Mr. Beelzebub]

I'm in the mood of getting in a fight lately!

I am too tired to fight anybody as of late. I think I might be getting too old or something.

Between work, school and training I don't even feel like drinking anymore.

[nance]

Does fighting with my brother count? He whooped my ass a couple of times, until I found out how much it hurts a man to get kicked in the crotch....hehehe...but I overdid it...he got iron balls or something...it quit affecting him the same....dammit.

[Wizard]

I believe if you havnt had your ass whipped atleast once, you havnt been in very many fights......

True in some cases, not all though. Just talk to me about it. I don't fight so much anymore, but before I traveled in Australia I faught a bit.

[Wizard]

Does fighting with my brother count? He whooped my ass a couple of times, until I found out how much it hurts a man to get kicked in the crotch....hehehe...but I overdid it...he got iron balls or something...it quit affecting him the same....dammit.

LOL, if your pissed off enough you won't feel the pain untill after. That's probably what happened. Unless he's some crazy Monk who can suck his balls up into his stomach.

[Tha Playa]

He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good.Damn, what detail! hahahahaha.

Yeah, I certainly remember it like it was yesterday. He was one bad mother-****er. Actually in jail right now for killing two guys at a night club drive by. Sucks to be him.