Whats the worst ass whoopin you ever took

[paddan]

Boxing with a guy 50lbs heavier than I was

[Lei Tong]

Having my orbital socket crushed. Felt like my eye was holding on by a thin thread of nerves.

[Big_Papa]

I got jumped by 3 dudes one day in high school. 1 of them only kicked me in the stomach a few times, the other 2 sucker punched me from the beginning at the same time. I hurt like hell. They were just 3 regular bullies that liked to pick on me. about a week after the beating I had the chance to get my revenge, and I did. The 2 that got me the worst were standing the hall one day and I came by and tackled one of them, after about 20 seconds of repeated landing devastating blows to his nose as fast as I could, I stood up and tore into the other guy and gave him the same thing his friend ( who was still on the ground bleeding a ****load) got. I was running on pure adrenaline. When I was pulled off of them I saw the 3rd guy, the one who only kicked me a few times and he had a "scared ****less look on his face and I told him he was next and he apologized. I never got the chance to get him back but oh well, they never bothered me or spoke to me again.

[Waylander]

LIAR! You never once got an apology out of me ****brake.

[Tha Playa]

In one-on-one, in my only loss I got into a fight with this pretty big black dude because I took his strating position on the basketball team. I was the only white player, in a new school, so I didn't have many friends at the time. Well he startd talking **** in the locker room in front of all his friends. At the time, ninth grade, I weighed about 145 (lol) and he weighed about 215 but was a real bad-ass. I can't take **** talking so I knew we were about to fight so I give him and unexpected strong jab right on his nose. He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good. Wee ended up being pretty good pals after that since he respected me.
As far as group fight, I'll wait on that, this post is getting too long anyway.

[Big_Papa]

Waylander, I used you to wipe my ass with in the bathroom.

[TheBull]

I was beaten with a brick when I was 12. 2 guys jumped me and wanted my jacket. I said no, and the ass whooping started. It caused serious damage. I have bad vision and hands shake constantly from the nerve damage.

[Big_Papa]

Sorry to hear that bull.

[Tha Playa]

Yeah, that's pretty brutal.

[Tha Playa]

As far as group fighting, me and eight of my friends went down to a bar in Wilmington. Long story short, one gets into it with this REALLY big and ripped black guy (****ing DMX on hgh). Well he punches him and a the black guys starts throwing him around, until the bouncers come and seperate them. Then me and my best friend(real badass) see the black running around talking mad ****, so he punches first from one side, then I do the same from the other side. Neither punches faize him. By that time all the bouncers and almost the whole club start running towards us and procede to lynch mob all of us. we barely got away but we all took a pretty bad beating. That was the first time that's happened too, but every dog, or pack of dogs always end up having their day too.