Screech from Saved by the Bell Dies at 44

[YoungManRumble]

Holy ****. Is he dead there?

Did you have your cock out ready for another round of auto****** asphyxiation? Chalk up another one for your snuff archives.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I watched Made last night and forgot Diamond was in that movie. He’s in it for 2 seconds anyway.

“Did you just let Screech into the fuckin club?”

The man who went on to direct the Iron Man movies directed this.
Vince Vaughn at his very best as a comedic actor. I had to put my hand to my face and still I spit beer all over the place. Forgot how funny this movie is.

[BKM-]

Yeah, it was on an interview or book, but he definitely mentioned all the girls he picked up at Disneyland.

Damn man, I need to get a Disneyland annual pass now lol. It's only a two hour drive for me. Off topic, but I definitely wanted to get the Six Flags annual pass last year, but Covid f**ked that up. It's only a little more than a single day pass and I think you get free parking and a free large soda every time you go. So if you only go twice in one year, you get more than your money's worth.

I agree money > fame. Screech should have definitely started his own podcast. He has a lot of interesting stories. And Celebrity boxing is a bigger now, and he already fought almost 20 years ago. Imagine Screech vs. Zack or Mario Lopez lmao. I'd pay Pac-Floyd PPV money to see that hahaha.

I don't think he was hurting for money at all though.

I don't really buy the hotel thing either, I mean you would have to actually live in a place like that to get that much exposure to get cancer. But I'm no expert, maybe his body was just sensitive to any exposure and he was one of the unlucky ones.

There's a Howard Stern interview out right now, it's from 2008 or 2009 or so. Dustin did seem to struggle, he was gonna lose his house so he went on the show to promote and sell t-shirts and was desperate. Artie was nice enough to give him a gig at one of his shows.

The interview is pretty funny, Screech is bragging about his ***** size and Howard, fruit that he is, is fawning all over that.

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah Disneyland Annual Pass is money! I mean the formula is simple dress fly, get in the single rider lines and naturally you'll either end up in front or behind some solo hot chicks as well and u get to talking. My biggest money line is so why such a pretty girl like u riding all by yourself?

You'll get all kinds of responses and most of it is honest like all my friends think Disney is for kids, or im the only one of my girls who's not married with children, one time this chick said all my friends are Game of Thrones fans and I hate that show so thats why im here on Sunday night! LOL.

I even got 2 white girls once. They were both high AF and was like you by yourself? Alright you are riding all the rest of your rides with us! Crazy thing was these 2 chicks didnt even live in Cali they lived in like Ohio but still had an annual pass! The girl who was more flirtatious with me of the two was like my boyfriend thinks Disneyland is for kids so he's just getting drunk back at the hotel lol.

A total other biggest WIN of mine was this one IG model was like can u do me a favor and take a pic of me I was like sure she was fine as F and had huge DD's. She then said u solo u wanna ride with me? I was like F it lets go. Long story short we rode like 5 hours of rides together lol. we ended up back in her car and I was sucking on them DD's lol. Later on When I went to her IG page she had like 90K followers lol. All thirsty loser dudes worshipping her I felt like saying I just was sucking on ya Idol's DDs lol.

Damn if I had a condom I would have smashed but who the F brings condoms to Disneyland right? LOL

But yeah as for Magic Mountain that theme parks dope and has the better roller coasters hands down. When I first moved to Cali we used to hit Magic Mountain hard cuz back then the Great America season pass gave you free access to all the Six Flags theme parks all nationwide and we had the Chicago Great America pass.

Man we pulled so many fine Latinas and white chicks at Magic! My first real white valley girl that I smashed was from Magic she was a rich spoiled valley girl but ate up my Chi-Town swag lol. She had some huge D's and all her friends did too. I think those Valencia girls/Valley girls are the hottest like 18 to 24 year olds! All they do is party then later on they try to land a baller meal ticket hubby to show them the good life.

I think the best time for us dudes is when summertime or spring break hit and we'd roll up to the theme parks and get mad digits galore! Thats how we did back in the CHI and carried over that game plan down here in LA when I first moved down.

But yea as you were saying about Screech and his finances I remember on like Howard Stern he said he needed like 300K to save his house from foreclosure and he made some t-shirts called Save Screech House and sold them for like $20 each. So based on that I think he was hurting.

Some other reports came out that the OG SBTB cast was making about 56K a year in residuals for SBTB on syndication. 56K a year is pretty horrible for a hit show when you compare it to like Seinfeld making Jerry and Larry David like 500 million each.

I guess if you lived in a small midwest town 56K is alright but not in LA, definitely not if you a celeb doing the Hollywood thing.

Yeah for me tho I got a baby face so I look way younger than I am so when all these hot college chicks spit at me at the theme parks they probably think im right around their age even tho I could be some of their father's ages lol. I do dress young too I usually rock MJ jerseys or Kobe jerseys, a Miami cuban chain and stunna shades lol.

But yeah RIP Screech man I'd be devastated if MPG Zack Morris ever died he's like the Wolf of Wallstreet to me!

Green K bro!

Good stuff man, I never thought of Disney as place to hook up. Always seemed like a family place or somewhere to take a nice date. But I haven't been there since I was 17. For a high school trip, went with my first GF. Used to go every year with family when I was a kid growing up.

I got the babyface too, even with a beard haha. I'm 38, but still look 28.

Damn 56K ain't sht for a hit show like Saved by the Bell.

I guess that's why Seinfeld barely worked since the 90s, he's still making bank from that show. He does little comedy tours here and there, but he had it made for last 20-25 years or so.

[Willy Wanker]

There's a Howard Stern interview out right now, it's from 2008 or 2009 or so. Dustin did seem to struggle, he was gonna lose his house so he went on the show to promote and sell t-shirts and was desperate. Artie was nice enough to give him a gig at one of his shows.

The interview is pretty funny, Screech is bragging about his ***** size and Howard, fruit that he is, is fawning all over that.

Damn, I never saw that interview. Never knew about his financial struggles, I thought he had it made with Saved by Bell syndication.

Screech was funny as hell, seemed like a cool guy. Mark Paul seems okay, Mario Lopez kinda seems like a fake Hollywood type. But can't hate on him too much, he's a boxing fan and I loved Saved by the Bell growing up.

[BKM-]

Damn, I never saw that interview. Never knew about his financial struggles, I thought he had it made with Saved by Bell syndication.

Screech was funny as hell, seemed like a cool guy. Mark Paul seems okay, Mario Lopez kinda seems like a fake Hollywood type. But can't hate on him too much, he's a boxing fan and I loved Saved by the Bell growing up.

Well Mario is actually the only one out of the entire cast to reconcile with Dustin(even though he got hit one of the hardest in the book).

Mark Paul allegedly bullied Screech off camera and treated him the worst. He also seems to be the biggest snob out of all of them.