Reviewing Netflix latest Woke Fest: The Old Guard

[BuckToothed]

Netflix recently bought Cobra Kai.

I'm praying they don't destroy that great series.

Toxic masculinity... Cobra Gai next

[Qbox]

Netflix recently bought Cobra Kai.

I'm praying they don't destroy that great series.

They will wreck it, **** what don't 'they' wreck! You'd swear the 'woke' crowd do it deliberately. Remake old classics and rub the noses of the original fans in the ****. Apparently the taiwanese flag had to be removed from Mavericks jacket for the Top Gun sequel as not to insult the communist chinese government.

[Qbox]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

The 'dracula' series where 'Van Helsing' has had a *** change and is now a nun...lol!

[Rip Chudd]

The only things I watch on Netflix are car shows and fishing shows. All the other crap doesn't interest me.

[JimRaynor]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

This sounds awfully similar to the movie that won an oscar for celebrating bestiality with a fish.

[megas30]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

Just about any Netflix original is shjtfest. I was watching "Cursed" a retelling of the King Arthur story I discovered and out of the blue, a black chick started making out with a white chick and calling her "my love" saying she's willing to die for her.

I told my girl to cancel Netflix as we don't need it and she told me the kids watch their anime on it. My 14 year old son does artwork for online game developer, so he's into the anime shjt so I dont want to yank it from him, but, yeah, Netflix is pure trash.

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Netflix is trash.

I’ve recently rewatched “The Wire” and it reminded me how good tv used to be before it got woke.

[Earl-Hickey]

The 'dracula' series where 'Van Helsing' has had a *** change and is now a nun...lol!

What about "Castlevania" where halfway into the series it's revealed the protagonist is bi***ual and he gets bummed by some dude

Wtf is wrong with netflix

[graphadflinin]

I haven't seen it, should I whatch it?

[Qbox]

Just about any Netflix original is shjtfest. I was watching "Cursed" a retelling of the King Arthur story I discovered and out of the blue, a black chick started making out with a white chick and calling her "my love" saying she's willing to die for her.

I told my girl to cancel Netflix as we don't need it and she told me the kids watch their anime on it. My 14 year old son does artwork for online game developer, so he's into the anime shjt so I dont want to yank it from him, but, yeah, Netflix is pure trash.

Pretty much the same for me, if it was just up to me, it would be cancelled.