Reviewing Netflix latest Woke Fest: The Old Guard

[Earl-Hickey]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

[Qbox]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

I had to sit through this with my wife, I couldn't agree more with your summary. I come to expect agenda driven garbage from netflix.

[MOTHERDUCKER]

LOL Netflix.. you would think half the world is either trans or gay if u went by what's shown in those shows..

Only series i watched these past 6 months were Witcher and Ozarks.. both good shows but even then.. they race swapped multiple characters in Witcher (it's based on polish folklore) which is why that's weird + you already have a computer game so people expected characters to look similar. In Ozarks had some gay FBI agent going round raping men and having *** with some gay Redneck

Honestly i should cancel but cause it's pretty cheap i forget about it

It's so cringe worthy and forced.. Back in the day two of the best movies were Terminator/Aliens.. 2 women leads who actually looked and acted the part.. Now days you have forced Captain Marvel type "women power" ****

[Zaroku]

I had to sit through this with my wife, I couldn't agree more with your summary. I come to expect agenda driven garbage from netflix.

Thank you for saving me from stuuupid flicks! I’m watching a Japanese version of antique road show.

Saw a original Jeep, driven by someone in Douglas MacArthur’s entourage and its valued at 250,000 US dollars!

One puto took over his dads temple, and the old (800years) jade turtle is over a million dollars. My dad left me tools, debts, a 73 Torino, and a 69 riviera.

[Zaroku]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

Black/African American films are really silly. They stereo type themselves.

I liked Ballers, but my Netflix’s don’t be having it.

Only Japanese and Korean films touch on silly ****** stuff.

[MDPopescu]

Charlize Theron is 45 yo and she shows a lot of athleticism (also see Atomic Bomb)...

[BuckToothed]

Got forced to watch this so let's break it down.

The premise has "some" potential interest, its about a group of Immortals who form a sort of "task force" to fight evil doers and it stars Charlize Theron who might still have some *** appeal left.

But it didn't take long before the agenda became clear

The main cast of characters:

Charlize Theron: the pushing middle aged female leader of the team, complete with "Karen" haircut, she's the best, wisest and bravest their is.

Random 25 year old African American girl: Just discovered her powers and is brave, loyal, smart and the clear next in line to Charlize despite being a total rookie

Latino gay guys: second tier but still virtuous, loyal and kind.

Straight white guy: Evil Villain

Straight white guy 2: Disloyal turncoat who sells out the team

The main story is about the evil white guy wanting to do t tests to solve the secret of their immortality so he can cure cancer and such, but he's evil, as the film says: their body, their choice.

The action scenes are alright but Charlize sadly has lost her glow, and the storyline is just laughably woke.

It's good for a laugh if you know what to expect but life's probably too short to waste on this turd

1* out of 5

They also setting up part 2: The evil asian b!tch

[1bad65]

Netflix recently bought Cobra Kai.

I'm praying they don't destroy that great series.

[Earl-Hickey]

Netflix recently bought Cobra Kai.

I'm praying they don't destroy that great series.

Oh jesus.

Prepare for new transgender karate kid

[1bad65]

Oh jesus.

Prepare for new transgender karate kid

They've actually cracked jokes on those people, and they've attacked alot of the PC/SJW culture. They've been owned by YouTube previously.

Hopefully that doesn't change under Netflix.