This was originally called The ten most overrated actors of all time, but it got very Bob-centric, so...
1. Robert De Niro
Yeah, you knew it was coming. I'm actually a big De Niro fan. A HUGE fan. And maybe he can't help it, but it seems whatever role he plays, it's an Italian-American with a great big fuck off mole on his face. I sometimes think it's a massive spider's eggs, and all spiders are gonna hatch out of that fucking thing.
What defines a "great actor"? Sure, De Niro's great, of course he is. But is he VERSATILE? I was watching Once Upon A Time In Fat Yankistan the other night, and when everyone's made up to look "old" in it, they're all putting on aged voices... except for De Niro.
You look at the guy playing anything OTHER than an Italian-American gangster and the wheels come off. Frankenstein's Monster? Frankenstein's *****, more like. And all these "comedies". How can a man known for having no sense of humour be a "comic" actor?
It doesn't help, of course, that the guy's more shot than Royston "Roy" Jones Jr., shitting on his own legacy with dross like Dirty Grandpa.
There's a lot of DeNiro movies that I LOVE. These are DeNiro films that I've seen that I think are stone-cold CLASSICS:
Mean Streets
The Godfather Part II
Taxi Driver
Raging Bull
The King of Comedy
Brazil
The Deer Hunter
Once Upon A Time In Fat Yankistan
Goodfellas
Casino
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Hell, I might even throw Joker in there, too. But you'll notice with those movies, while it's a GREAT performance, it's pretty much the SAME performance, isn't it?
Plus, it's become very much de rigueur to say "best actor of all time" when he's mentioned, despite the fact that the cunt's so lazy these days he got out-acted by Stallone in that boxing movie. The guy is just cashing pay cheques (checks, Fat Yanks) and I don't know why.
Imagine if De Niro was a boxer, and someone said to you "he's got a great punch, genuine knock out power" and you said "what's the rest like? Defence, jab, ring IQ, head movement?" and they said "oh, he's got **** all of that. He's just got a big punch and nothing else." Would Ring ****zine say he's the greatest-ever boxer? Of course they wouldn't.
The guy's not a chameleon like, say, Rod Steiger. But then Rod Steiger never had a great big fuck off mole on his face.
1. Robert De Niro
Yeah, you knew it was coming. I'm actually a big De Niro fan. A HUGE fan. And maybe he can't help it, but it seems whatever role he plays, it's an Italian-American with a great big fuck off mole on his face. I sometimes think it's a massive spider's eggs, and all spiders are gonna hatch out of that fucking thing.
What defines a "great actor"? Sure, De Niro's great, of course he is. But is he VERSATILE? I was watching Once Upon A Time In Fat Yankistan the other night, and when everyone's made up to look "old" in it, they're all putting on aged voices... except for De Niro.
You look at the guy playing anything OTHER than an Italian-American gangster and the wheels come off. Frankenstein's Monster? Frankenstein's *****, more like. And all these "comedies". How can a man known for having no sense of humour be a "comic" actor?
It doesn't help, of course, that the guy's more shot than Royston "Roy" Jones Jr., shitting on his own legacy with dross like Dirty Grandpa.
There's a lot of DeNiro movies that I LOVE. These are DeNiro films that I've seen that I think are stone-cold CLASSICS:
Mean Streets
The Godfather Part II
Taxi Driver
Raging Bull
The King of Comedy
Brazil
The Deer Hunter
Once Upon A Time In Fat Yankistan
Goodfellas
Casino
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Hell, I might even throw Joker in there, too. But you'll notice with those movies, while it's a GREAT performance, it's pretty much the SAME performance, isn't it?
Plus, it's become very much de rigueur to say "best actor of all time" when he's mentioned, despite the fact that the cunt's so lazy these days he got out-acted by Stallone in that boxing movie. The guy is just cashing pay cheques (checks, Fat Yanks) and I don't know why.
Imagine if De Niro was a boxer, and someone said to you "he's got a great punch, genuine knock out power" and you said "what's the rest like? Defence, jab, ring IQ, head movement?" and they said "oh, he's got **** all of that. He's just got a big punch and nothing else." Would Ring ****zine say he's the greatest-ever boxer? Of course they wouldn't.
The guy's not a chameleon like, say, Rod Steiger. But then Rod Steiger never had a great big fuck off mole on his face.
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