How do I get a woman like this? Need tips (Video inside)

[Beercules]

How did you know he owns a Hummer?

He better have an H2 Hummer, not that pansy H3.

[punchr]

I would actually pay for her grocercies... but only if the Hanes hit the floor.

[Canelo Phresh]

When I was single, I would break a bagget in half and shove it down my pants. I would casually adjust my "junk" while making eye contact. They would glance and I would smash within one date. Worked every time. I always waited for them to call bull**** on a dong the same size as the guinness book of world records holder for the largest penis on earth, outlined in my pants, and the average sized dong that plowed them, but they never did.

[Barcham]

Get to be friends with Kardashians.

[punchr]

Throw her in the trunk of your car. Duh.

I'll tie that bitch up and spank that ass.

How did you know he owns a Hummer?

Fuck that. I'll just take her to the freezers, knock her out, offload my nuts in her butt, then bounce.

work at WalMart?

She was in a regular grocery store not Wally World.

When I was single, I would break a bagget in half and shove it down my pants. I would casually adjust my "junk" while making eye contact. They would glance and I would smash within one date. Worked every time. I always waited for them to call bull**** on a dong the same size as the guinness book of world records holder for the largest penis on earth, outlined in my pants, and the average sized dong that plowed them, but they never did.

Really? Damn... that sounds legit. I love it when a girl is wearing yoga pants and you can see her cameltoe. I start hitting on them immediately. There's always a chance.

Get to be friends with Kardashians.

For real. I'm trying to fuck Kim too.

[2ofEverything]

He better have an H2 Hummer, not that pansy H3.

Lol anything but an H1 is a soccer mom mobile

[hectari]

Wtf? Those are the easiest girls to pull. Just compliment them and ask for he digits. Big girls are easy to get. Also you will need to have at least 9 inches to hit that.

[punchr]

Wtf? Those are the easiest girls to pull. Just compliment them and ask for he digits. Big girls are easy to get. Also you will need to have at least 9 inches to hit that.

What would be a good compliment for this girl?

[BrometheusBob.]

She is rather large but I would still hit it. I am a sucker for big butts.

[punchr]

She is rather large but I would still hit it. I am a sucker for big butts.

I respect that. I respect that.