How do I get a woman like this? Need tips (Video inside)

[boxingfan91]

Say, " B1tch u know what I want"

[Pretty Boy32]

I would consider that women severely over weight

[boxingfan91]

I would consider that women severely over weight

Would you eat her ass doe?

[Derranged]

Offer to pay her grocery bill

[SterlingStained]

crack. *******. crack *******. large sourdough melt combo with curly fries.

[punchr]

****** bootay

Say, " B1tch u know what I want"

That big booty!

Would you eat her ass doe?

You know it.

[Beercules]

Throw her in the trunk of your car. Duh.

[Szef]

Throw her in the trunk of your car. Duh.

How did you know he owns a Hummer?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

work at WalMart?

[punchr]

Seeing this makes me wonder why I'm such a picky **** lol

All that matters is she has ******* and a V. The big ass is a plus.

Dem panties ain't coming down for 1 cheeseburger.

I'm thinking its gonna be a 3 cheeseburger minimum with the combo deal so we get some super sized fries & a XXL drink that'd coma a cat with diabetes.

Beyond that just make sure you got some minimal physical activity planed before or after the family size cheeseburger meal. No bigger girl like that is gonna wanna f#ck you after you made her run around for an hour so bad she got sweat showing thru the fabric on her back (although if she likes dancing & drinking the back sweat won't be a clam killing deal breaker after you take her to the club). You probably wanna do the classic low impact (+ heavily snacked) movie date to keep it simple doe. Good luck bruh.

Damn.

Whatever it takes. I'm just trying to hit the pussy one time.

Put a hot dog bun on your ****, and put some ketchup and mustard on it.

She'll get the Mayo afterwards.

I'm a squirrel looking for a nut.

Tell her casually "Want to come with me to the buffet and get some coffee?"

This might be the most seriously post in this thread. Thank you?

I would consider that women severely over weight

No, she is healthy aka thick. She is solid. A brickhouse. All the weight is in the right places -- ass, ****, thighs. It's not like she's walking around with a giant gut. That's a different story.

Nah he's right, tell her you can get cheeseburgers at half price bruh.

Offer to pay her grocery bill

crack. *******. crack *******. large sourdough melt combo with curly fries.

LMFAO