Why does America dominate soccer?

[Tom Cruise]

screw that.

fake a flop.

off the field for 5 minutes.

give the other team man advantage.

we need to put hockey influence in soccer.

power play and fights.

imagine BOBO socking up BECKS back in the days. i'd pay to see that.

Bobo's gonna get ya!

I dont think football players fighting would be much of a spectacle tbh.

All a 5 min sending off would do is make one team go ultra defensive for 5 minutes. They need harsh retrospective punishments for people caught diving. Review incidents after the game, if youve dived then you should get a 3 match ban. Takes the pressure off referees having to see if there is contact from 50 yards away

[Left Hook Tua]

How would it do that? You'd get strikers just hanging by the goal and thus, to counter it, defenders will defend a lot deeper.

The beauty of football is in the difficulty it is to create chances and score goals. The build up is all part of the excitement like good ***.

Americans for some reason need to prematurely spunk their loads every 2 seconds to feel gratified by a sport.

there's a price to pay defensively for camping your strikers forward. evens out.

[New England]

some of our best female athletes play soccer


you all wouldn't think our best were real people if they played soccer.

WTF woudl you do if lebron played goalie?

whine about the nets being too small. crack black jokes. look in a mirror and hate what you see.

such is the impact of america.


you'd have to ask permission to use the word soccer if our best played that silly children's game.


real sports are dangerous. i'd like soccer if the ball hit me back.

[Left Hook Tua]

I dont think football players fighting would be much of a spectacle tbh.

All a 5 min sending off would do is make one team go ultra defensive for 5 minutes. They need harsh retrospective punishments for people caught diving. Review incidents after the game, if youve dived then you should get a 3 match ban. Takes the pressure off referees having to see if there is contact from 50 yards away

you like penalty kick shootout?

too easy isn't it?

why not corner kick/free kick shootout?

more exciting.

[New England]

i'm not even going to talk about diving. you'll have brits demonstrating how small their penises are in the defense of diving. it's an odd look.



i've actually solved the issue of diving. more refs. they dive to get an advantage. they do this because there's one ref for a massive field, and he genuinely cannot see what is going on.

american innovation.

[Left Hook Tua]

WTF woudl you do if lebron played goalie?

lebron would choke in soccer too.

[Outwest Exp 355]

It's simple we have over 2 million women playing Soccer in the US. That's more than 6 times the next country.

[4Corners]

mens tennis is awful.

womens tennis is still good unless the williams are involved.

****** power serve game.

they need to raise the net.

Nah it isn't.

Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic are 3 of the best ever. And before them, it was Sampras and Agassi dominating. It's just the first era the last decade or so where an American hasn't been one of the top players, so tennis has lost some luster in this country.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

i'm not even going to talk about diving. you'll have brits demonstrating how small their penises are in the defense of diving. it's an odd look.



i've actually solved the issue of diving. more refs. they dive to get an advantage. they do this because there's one ref for a massive field, and he genuinely cannot see what is going on.

american innovation.

Demonstrate how small our penises are?

You constantly have to refer to big black athletes like LeBron Jones or historical American Heavyweights to make your point about Americans being superior.

When you're a 5'2 fat little white henchman looking bloke.

It's an odd look.

[4Corners]

I can't even hate on the Brits too hard, I mean look at Froch's girl.

It's going to be great watching Jordan Spieth make Rory Mcilroy look like a b*tch the next 10-15 years though.