Ive A Dilema (fairly serious for once!)

[HughJass]

Jabby m8,looks like you're gonna have to suck it up pal and do the deed for your friend.Even if his woman is a ****,he's still your friend and plus,it's an honour to be asked to be best man.It's only a day/night thing,then after the day/night is over just don't see him apart from the odd times you go to the pub with him.

[El Gitano]

You can do this!

[rorymac]

This maybe

[Adamjr91]

Ok, I've been asked by a friend to be his best man, the wedding is this summer. Now, I dont like his missus, hes been under her thumb for a couple years. He acts like a hyper sensitive p.ussy with her (told him that he just lols).

And I dont really like her, I've watched her manipulate and mould him over the years.



Anyway long story short im asked to be best man, I dont want to be whatsoever but hes my best buddy.... Speech time, 0 issues talking to a crowd (taught before) bit his parents hate me cos of my erm, crude wit.... Now I can tone that down but still they stand there like a pair of overly judgemental faces (*** them).



So I dont like his fiancee, family and he wants his brothers to plan the stag and its s.hit, I'm
not paying to p.iss about Bankok dont care how good it is..
So guys, do you NEVER *** off bein a best man or is there an unwritten rule to never say no?

Im a bit stuck here. I really dont want to know tbh!

What would you do? Your mates parents dislike you, ypu dont like who hes marrying, no say on what happens on the the stag do (as the best man)... how would any of you guys go about it?

**** being the best man if he won't, at the very least, let you plan the stag. Not only that, cut him from your life. He sounds like a right ****.

How have you let it get to this point Jab? I don't care how close you were, this lad should have been cut as soon as he started showing signs of being his womans b*tch.

[RightJab]

Well im fupping doing it this saturday, then keeping my distance from them, ill see him whenever shes not about. That op was pretty selfish of me reflecting on it, guess i was pretty consumed in the heat of the moment....

He's getting a dog collar as a wedding present..... And shes getting a fuppin lead, only 10ft long. Im writing the speech now it begins with "I had a dream...", i will be arsehole drunk when doing it.


Thanks for the empathy dudes.