A trained Pitbull vs an unarmed man

[deliveryman]

Undoubtedly this is a fight that is capable of going either way, the result being strongly contingent on who the man is.

If it were possible to run a simulation of every male on earth aged between 18-65 in a fight to the death against a trained pitbull, I think thepitbull would come out on top well above 50% of the time.

But that's not really fair because the vast majority of the population is either malnourished or obese or pussies.

So for the sake of fairness, let's use myself as an example. I'm 5'10, 165lbs not overly athletic but I am pretty confident I could take a Pitbull in a fight to the death if it came down to it. Yeah, I will be bitten pretty bad and would probably require lots of surgery and stitches... but for what's at stake, the amount of adrenaline and pure rage in my body, my strength will be able to overpower any creature that weighs only 50-60 pounds. Regardless of what it is. There is nothing stopping me from wrestling and strangling that dog to death.

Thoughts?????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i got 67 e-points on Deliveryman

[El-blanco]

Are we talking this kind



Or this kind



The first one would kill me, the second one I'd have a chance.

[deliveryman]

Are we talking this kind



Or this kind



The first one would kill me, the second one I'd have a chance.

Nah man I would thumb the eyes so bad if it had my in any compromised position. Don't under estimate yourself

[El-blanco]

Nah man I would thumb the eyes so bad if it had my in any compromised position. Don't under estimate yourself

Lol I don't, that first dog looks like satan though.

[Spit Dialect]

If you took the baddest pit bull on planet earth, and put that dog vs the baddest man on planet earth, the dog would be killed in seconds.

Imagine a man, 7ft tall, 360 lbs of solid muscle, from somewhere like Finland or some place like that. He would literally crush a dog of that size.

[CANELOLUJAH]

I have some vicious pits deliveryman we can make it happen. Well probably just crossover to mex and stage it at my homies junkyard.

I got My money on the pit

[El-blanco]

If you took the baddest pit bull on planet earth, and put that dog vs the baddest man on planet earth, the dog would be killed in seconds.

Imagine a man, 7ft tall, 360 lbs of solid muscle, from somewhere like Finland or some place like that. He would literally crush a dog of that size.

I agree with that, but some dudes I see out at bars, pear shaped body(puny shoulders, no arms, beer belly) zero strength, would get mauled easily by an average pit.

[deliveryman]

I have some vicious pits deliveryman we can make it happen. Well probably just crossover to mex and stage it at my homies junkyard.

I got My money on the pit

I would feel bad murdering your dogs with my bare hands, brah.

[CANELOLUJAH]

I would feel bad murdering your dogs with my bare hands, brah.

pssh the entertainment alone will be worth it. I was planning of dropping his ass off in some random neighborhood anyways.