A trained Pitbull vs an unarmed man

[CANELOLUJAH]

For a substantial amount of compensation, I would do this in a heart beat.

That's how confident I am.

Cnce I had the dog mounted and essentially helpless with my hands ringed around the dogs neck while I have it pinned against the floor.... I would spare the animal for ethical reasons and then take my money and go straight to the hospital to treat my bite wounds.

how serious are you and what compensation range are you looking for?

like I said we can make it happen.

[deliveryman]

You could see he was just playing when he was chasing that guy down the street from outside the window at the start. The dog is 10 times faster than any human and if he wanted to take him down he'd have had him in a split second...he'd have never had a chance. That's how I know he was playing...think about it. Also when he grabbed the guy...if he wasn't playing he'd have held on and never let go and rag dolled the guy. My dog plays with me like that all the time...snarling loud and acting and tough. She has never so much as scratched me or anyone. If someone saw her doing it they'd freakout and never think it was playing...but it's completely harmless and I usually can't help but laugh when she does it. She grabs my pant leg and immediately takes a position behind me where I can't get her and counters my every movement very intelligently. If I want her to stop I take off a slipper and raise it and she immediately lets go and sits down.

I was laughing my ass off during that video. If you know these dogs it's very funny. These dogs love people and the reality is they rarely attack them. That dog should never have gotten loose but somehow it did...you could see it had it's leash on initially. It was probably just some rambunctious pup and the guy got scared and ran and that made the dog want to play. If he had knelt down the dog probably would have started licking his face.

Dude, I don't think anyone is doubting that a dog can take down a human that's trying to run away.

That's a very different objective than a one on one fight to the death.

There is no doubt that while on the ground I could wrestle, easily overpower the dog, and get myself into a position where I could avoid it's jaws and basically beat the **** out of it until it was dead, or strangle it.

[deliveryman]

how serious are you and what compensation range are you looking for?

like I said we can make it happen.

Let's not pretend that this is going to actually happen.

Let's just say more than what you have / or what you're willing to spend.

I would do it for $250,000 any day of the week on 5 minutes notice at 4am.

[CANELOLUJAH]

Let's not pretend that this is going to actually happen.

Let's just say more than what you have / or what you're willing to spend.

I would do it for $250,000 any day of the week on 5 minutes notice at 4am.

pssh homie lol

I know it not gonna happen but I wanted to hear what you would say lol.

It can happen believe me but you pulling a quillin nukka!

[2ofEverything]

Let's not pretend that this is going to actually happen.

Let's just say more than what you have / or what you're willing to spend.

I would do it for $250,000 any day of the week on 5 minutes notice at 4am.

$250,000? Hell I'll do it for $50,000. But I wouldn't kill the dog, just pin it down to prove all I would need is a few solid hits and the dog is dead.

[Weltschmerz]

I often think about what to do if a dog attacked me out of nothing... I always think about picking up a stone to try and crush the skull. Then I wouldn't be unarmed, so.

[Szef]

ain't no motha****in dog beats a 183 lb slick brotha such as myself , dawg.

[CANELOLUJAH]

surprise twist, the dog you facing is el perro alfedo angulo

[deliveryman]

surprise twist, the dog you facing is el perro alfedo angulo

I'd hire the ginger as a body guard

[RightJab]

Na a man with no arms is ***ed against a pitbull like..