ATG Pick up lines AND......

[Psylence83]

ATG Pick up lines and dodgy/seedy/cheesy pick up lines that actually worked???

???

Mods better throw an R rating on this 1. **** will get wild real quick....

[Psylence83]

The classic......

" You'll do "
Or

(Guy) " Wanna play the **** game??? "
(Girl) " No way, fu@k off "
(Guy).......(seedy voice).... " goood goood "

[Psylence83]

Also I once pulled a chick with

" come for a fu@k "

I was out one sat night and seen this chick I knew was easy and yelled out to her to come over. She was with one of her friends, as they came over me and a mate argued who was gonna do her so as they approached I yelled "come for a fu@k?"
She said straight up " yeah alright "
My mate had the only condom. Me and her wrestled him to the ground and took it off him. I then took her behind a bowling alley in a seedy alleyway and done her doggy...... Then a simple " cya later "

Done!!!

[Furn]

****??? ?? ? ? ?

[lebrick]

in b4 this thread joins the BS of the week thread..


"you look familiar"


"you look like a future mother of my children and my loving wife..." BOOOMM

[lebrick]

these lines are famous during my time..


"CTC?" "ASL pls"

[Furn]

Dire Straits



You and me babe, How about it ?

seriously tho if you could play sweet child o mine u where in!! back in the day....

[Sane Man]

The old classic

"Git yer coat love, you've pulled"

[Build That Wall]

Corny but it surprisingly worked.

I was at hooters and when I was done with my food the waitress asked, would you like some dessert. I said "no, because my eyes are getting dessert looking at all of you beautiful waitresses, which is sweeter than any cake or pie you could offer."

[-jose-]

you got some nice legs sweetheart...what time do they open