ATG Pick up lines AND......

[baya]

"you must be from ireland, 'cuz my penis is dublin'"

[paulf]

My two favorites:

Girl.... I would walk on my lips through broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

Can I rip off your skin and use it as a lamp shade? Cause girl you light up my life.

[Psylence83]

"you must be from ireland, 'cuz my penis is dublin'"

My mrs is Irish so I'll be busting that one tonight lol

[Build That Wall]

You are the reason that the Lord invented boners.

[Build That Wall]

I have a rare disease that will end my life unless I have *** within the next 30 minutes. Save My Life please

[Build That Wall]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

[El Gitano]

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


..........


I have an aunt that lives in Dixon, California. I was visiting once with some cousins from South California. At night we went to this little bar and my cousin asked one of the waitresses -

My cousin: "So, how do you like Dixon?",
Waitress:"I like it, its' a nice little town,"
My cousin: "Dixon in your butt."

[Hyper Knuckles]

**** her right in the p*ssy.

[Build That Wall]

**** her right in the p*ssy.

Yessssssssssssss

[Hyper Knuckles]