Spanish pick up lines.

[Dixie Normis]

I got a chick from Spain at our company and she speaks no english and only a little German. What are some bomb ass pick up lines that I can drop on her in Spanish?

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Tell her

"Yo tengo un pene muy chiquito, y no tengo dinero. Quieres salir con migo?"

[Weltschmerz]

I got a chick from Spain at our company and she speaks no english and only a little German. What are some bomb ass pick up lines that I can drop on her in Spanish?

Dos cervezas por favor.

[Weltschmerz]

if she speaks German, go up to her really close and whisper gently in her ear

Wir brauchen, um zu ficken

Then bite her earlobe.

[MindBat]

Just say ... "Me pican las bolas peludas en este momento."

She'll think you're inviting her for some ice cream.

.

[Dixie Normis]

Tell her

"Yo tengo un pene muy chiquito, y no tengo dinero. Quieres salir con migo?"

and hope that she has a small **** fetish, I guess.

[Dixie Normis]

if she speaks German, go up to her really close and whisper gently in her ear

Wir brauchen, um zu ficken

Then bite her earlobe.

The only one that I used in Germany was (after she said she was hungry) "wenn du hunger hast kannst du mein eier fressen". She laughed and told me I was a ****** American Hamburger

[-jose-]

Quieres Leche?

[Dixie Normis]

My friend just told me I should say "Te gusta la pinga". has anyone tried this one?

[MODAPHUKA]

You: Tienes Hambre??

Her (hopefully) Si Papi!!!

You: Busca sal....

Her: Para que??

You: Pa que te comas estos HUEVOS!!!! That's the part where you let your pants down.

Also:

"Tantas curvas , y yo sin frenos"