Spanish pick up lines.

[MODAPHUKA]

My friend just told me I should say "Te gusta la pinga". has anyone tried this one?

I just say , "Te gusta la" and do this



With no boxers under obviously.

[SlySlickSmooth]

Tell her

"Yo tengo un pene muy chiquito, y no tengo dinero. Quieres salir con migo?"

Glad I took some Spanish class in high school.

[Dixie Normis]

I just say , "Te gusta la" and do this



With no boxers under obviously.

So far, this is the best I've seen.

[Dinamita 03]

You: Tienes Hambre??

Her (hopefully) Si Papi!!!

You: Busca sal....

Her: Para que??

You: Pa que te comas estos HUEVOS!!!! That's the part where you let your pants down.

Also:

"Tantas curvas , y yo sin frenos"

Busca sal

" deberias caminar en la sombra porque Los bombones se deriten en el sol"

[pesticid]

I got a chick from Spain at our company and she speaks no english and only a little German. What are some bomb ass pick up lines that I can drop on her in Spanish?

Just tell her something like

mamita, nena, mi amor que me estas haciendo, me has robado la alegria, deja que te coja mami!

[extracurRICular]

You: Tienes Hambre??

Her (hopefully) Si Papi!!!

You: Busca sal....

Her: Para que??

You: Pa que te comas estos HUEVOS!!!! That's the part where you let your pants down.

Also:

"Tantas curvas , y yo sin frenos"

hahaha classic..........

[extracurRICular]

EZ..........just tell her

En exactamente una hora te voy a llevar al baño y tu me vas a chupar lo que te ponga en la boca...despues :boobies::smiley***:bukkake::3some: (that is in case she is hard of hearing to cover all basis)

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

*** everything else these rookies have told you. You want to pick up a Latina?

Just tell her "Yo tengo papeles"

[baya]

"oye, mami, tu cagas?"

[baya]

*** everything else these rookies have told you. You want to pick up a Latina?

Just tell her "Yo tengo papeles"

WINNER