Zooey Deschanel from New Girl

[KING MEAT]

her cuteness is unreal. too much. ugh.

woo joo?

[New England]

what the hell is up with these ****** threads?


these girls are very obviously better looking than anything 99.999% of this forum will ever bring home. normal people are so ugly we look out of place on TV.

i'd be shocked if that woman wanted anything to do with me. she could buy and sell me, i'm not at all a good looking man on the level of the men she'd be used to dealing with given her line of work, why would she even give me the time of day?

whether or not i'd have *** with her is not a question.



in terms of hollywood starletts, she's nobody to write home about, but if you saw that girl on the bus she'd hardly look real.

cue up a bunch of gooftroops who think they regularly see better looking girls on the bus. "gimme a latina with a phat, ass, yo." you guys need glasses.


and i'm not even into hipster chicks.

[KING MEAT]

what the hell is up with these ****** threads?


these girls are very obviously better looking than anything 99.999% of this forum will ever bring home. normal people are so ugly we look out of place on TV.

i'd be shocked if that woman wanted anything to do with me. she could buy and sell me, i'm not at all a good looking man on the level of the men she'd be used to dealing with given her line of work, why would she even give me the time of day?

whether or not i'd have *** with her is not a question.



in terms of hollywood starletts, she's nobody to write home about, but if you saw that girl on the bus she'd hardly look real.

cue up a bunch of gooftroops who think they regularly see better looking girls on the bus. "gimme a latina with a phat, ass, yo." you guys need glasses.


and i'm not even into hipster chicks.

shes a girl next door type.

some girls are way better looking than her. shes cute, not hot.

[rorymac]

what the hell is up with these ****** threads?


these girls are very obviously better looking than anything 99.999% of this forum will ever bring home. normal people are so ugly we look out of place on TV.

i'd be shocked if that woman wanted anything to do with me. she could buy and sell me, i'm not at all a good looking man on the level of the men she'd be used to dealing with given her line of work, why would she even give me the time of day?

whether or not i'd have *** with her is not a question.



in terms of hollywood starletts, she's nobody to write home about, but if you saw that girl on the bus she'd hardly look real.

cue up a bunch of gooftroops who think they regularly see better looking girls on the bus. "gimme a latina with a phat, ass, yo." you guys need glasses.


and i'm not even into hipster chicks.

Great post.

[New England]

shes a girl next door type.

some girls are way better looking than her. shes cute, not hot.

whatever, dude.




the girl next door does not look like this.

[Mooshashi]

Can't stand her perky azz. Acts with her mouth open.

She's on my list of people that I hope someday to smash with a baseball bat. That *** Prince and Johnny freaking Depp will get it as well.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Past prime, she was at her peak in Elf, would not ****.

[GoldenGloveLove]

That's definitely some forbidden fruit right there.

what the hell is up with these ****** threads?


these girls are very obviously better looking than anything 99.999% of this forum will ever bring home. normal people are so ugly we look out of place on TV.

i'd be shocked if that woman wanted anything to do with me. she could buy and sell me, i'm not at all a good looking man on the level of the men she'd be used to dealing with given her line of work, why would she even give me the time of day?

whether or not i'd have *** with her is not a question.



in terms of hollywood starletts, she's nobody to write home about, but if you saw that girl on the bus she'd hardly look real.

cue up a bunch of gooftroops who think they regularly see better looking girls on the bus. "gimme a latina with a phat, ass, yo." you guys need glasses.


and i'm not even into hipster chicks.

Truth lol

[Dorian]

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[KING MEAT]

whatever, dude.




the girl next door does not look like this.

my ex looks like her. but thicker.

ive dated a topnotch btch then if you think shes way above average. power of make up bruh.