Zooey Deschanel from New Girl

[New England]

my ex looks like her. but thicker.

ive dated a topnotch btch then if you think shes way above average. power of make up bruh.

the power of poor taste, bruh.

[New England]

a picture of your x should be forthcoming.


if she was hotter than this hollywood starlett you would have already posted her in the thread.

[Money_May]

what the hell is up with these ****** threads?


these girls are very obviously better looking than anything 99.999% of this forum will ever bring home. normal people are so ugly we look out of place on TV.

i'd be shocked if that woman wanted anything to do with me. she could buy and sell me, i'm not at all a good looking man on the level of the men she'd be used to dealing with given her line of work, why would she even give me the time of day?

whether or not i'd have *** with her is not a question.



in terms of hollywood starletts, she's nobody to write home about, but if you saw that girl on the bus she'd hardly look real.

cue up a bunch of gooftroops who think they regularly see better looking girls on the bus. "gimme a latina with a phat, ass, yo." you guys need glasses.


and i'm not even into hipster chicks.

[Krewella Boyy]

She was in my favorite movie 500 days of summer. She's adorable.

[KING MEAT]

a picture of your x should be forthcoming.


if she was hotter than this hollywood starlett you would have already posted her in the thread.

nope. i never post anyone i know personally.

too simple to google image search to find out who anyone is these days.

ive done it few years ago here and that sht backfired pretty bad. never again.

[KING MEAT]

the power of poor taste, bruh.

hey hey hey simma down now...

[New England]

nope. i never post anyone i know personally.

too simple to google image search to find out who anyone is these days.

ive done it few years ago here and that sht backfired pretty bad. never again.

fair enough. i would never cross the line from internet to personal life myself. there are some nutcases out there.

[New England]

hey hey hey simma down now...

i'm telling it like it is, dog.

you don't have to believe me, but your ex girlfriend wasn't better looking than zooey dechanel, or whatever her name is.


she was thicker, doe.

[Krewella Boyy]

i'm telling it like it is, dog.

you don't have to believe me, but your ex girlfriend wasn't better looking than zooey dechanel, or whatever her name is.


she was thicker, doe.

Nah, B.

MEAT pulls quality girls. Believe me, I know.

[codey]

Zooey is a hotty indeed.