So my girl made a mess in the bathroom...

[Derranged]

Prettyboy32 definitely had a wank to what you just wrote as he has a crap fetish.

That man is wicked.

[Pretty Boy32]

Prettyboy32 definitely had a wank to what you just wrote as he has a crap fetish.

That man is wicked.

your alt derailed left me a racist karma message calling me the n-bomb.

[Derranged]

your alt derailed left me a racist karma message calling me the n-bomb.

That account was hacked.

[dachillinvillin]

what would you guys do if you were in a 4sum with 3 hot babes and you smelled a rancid fart while in the middle of the session?

[rorymac]

what would you guys do if you were in a 4sum with 3 hot babes and you smelled a rancid fart while in the middle of the session?

Switch to the arse

[Beercules]

I would breathe through my mouth. You can't smell the farts that way

[DondiNeverLeft]

she was in there for about 30 min...i heard her farting the whole time...i even smelled her rancid dump from the living room 15 feet away beyond a closed door...I didnt wanna say anything because it would embaress her...so i sat there quietly...when she came out she let out another nasty fart and belched without realizing i was sitting on the couch a few feet away...she then laughed thinking it was cute/funny...i explained to her that none of it was funny at all...she then walked away texting violently...i think she texts while she dumps...i know shes talked to me on the phone plenty of times while she is taking a dump...because i hear a loud splash then the toilet paper rolling out and then a flush...followed by her having to grab the plunger to wrangle the turd violently and viciously...all while on the phone with me she wrangles the turd...until it is plunged out and she can flush...then she doesn't want to admit shes even in the bathroom dropping a humongous deuce...she also burns holes in her pants with the silent but deadly lethal farts she does...she has shart stains on a few of her thongs...the sad thing is shes 5 foot 2 98lbs with nice boobs/butt...i think iv had enough of this nasty crap however. Id like other guys opinions on this matter.

This is the most romantic thing I have ever read

[squealpiggy]

she was in there for about 30 min...i heard her farting the whole time...i even smelled her rancid dump from the living room 15 feet away beyond a closed door...I didnt wanna say anything because it would embaress her...so i sat there quietly...when she came out she let out another nasty fart and belched without realizing i was sitting on the couch a few feet away...she then laughed thinking it was cute/funny...i explained to her that none of it was funny at all...she then walked away texting violently...i think she texts while she dumps...i know shes talked to me on the phone plenty of times while she is taking a dump...because i hear a loud splash then the toilet paper rolling out and then a flush...followed by her having to grab the plunger to wrangle the turd violently and viciously...all while on the phone with me she wrangles the turd...until it is plunged out and she can flush...then she doesn't want to admit shes even in the bathroom dropping a humongous deuce...she also burns holes in her pants with the silent but deadly lethal farts she does...she has shart stains on a few of her thongs...the sad thing is shes 5 foot 2 98lbs with nice boobs/butt...i think iv had enough of this nasty crap however. Id like other guys opinions on this matter.

:wank: :wank: :wank:

[betmen]

i know shes talked to me on the phone plenty of times while she is taking a dump...because i hear a loud splash then the toilet paper rolling out and then a flush...followed by her having to grab the plunger to wrangle the turd violently and viciously...all while on the phone with me she wrangles the turd...until it is plunged out and she can flush...then she doesn't want to admit shes even in the bathroom dropping a humongous deuce...she also burns holes in her pants with the silent but deadly lethal farts she does...she has shart stains on a few of her thongs....

:wank: c'mon man dont stop! i'm almost there..

[BennyST]

Holy **** (no pun intended) that was ****ing hilarious. I actually laughed until I cried and my stomach was killing me. Brilliant.