So my girl made a mess in the bathroom...

[Double_L]

When you have diarrhea, fart in a jar, and then open it in front of her face while she's sleeping.

[Nooblet]

this should give u a pass to **** her in the anus

[squealpiggy]

she was in there for about 30 min...i heard her farting the whole time...i even smelled her rancid dump from the living room 15 feet away beyond a closed door...I didnt wanna say anything because it would embaress her...so i sat there quietly...when she came out she let out another nasty fart and belched without realizing i was sitting on the couch a few feet away...she then laughed thinking it was cute/funny...i explained to her that none of it was funny at all...she then walked away texting violently...i think she texts while she dumps...i know shes talked to me on the phone plenty of times while she is taking a dump...because i hear a loud splash then the toilet paper rolling out and then a flush...followed by her having to grab the plunger to wrangle the turd violently and viciously...all while on the phone with me she wrangles the turd...until it is plunged out and she can flush...then she doesn't want to admit shes even in the bathroom dropping a humongous deuce...she also burns holes in her pants with the silent but deadly lethal farts she does...she has shart stains on a few of her thongs...the sad thing is shes 5 foot 2 98lbs with nice boobs/butt...i think iv had enough of this nasty crap however. Id like other guys opinions on this matter.

:wank:

10/10.

[Danny Gunz]

this should give u a pass to **** her in the anus

this........

[EvilGenius]

LMFAO.... This made me LOL hard... haha

[COVID-19]

A lot of men pay for this type of service. You should count yourself lucky you get to wear those ****** panties round your face while you do her.

[the mesiah]

she was in there for about 30 min...i heard her farting the whole time...i even smelled her rancid dump from the living room 15 feet away beyond a closed door...I didnt wanna say anything because it would embaress her...so i sat there quietly...when she came out she let out another nasty fart and belched without realizing i was sitting on the couch a few feet away...she then laughed thinking it was cute/funny...i explained to her that none of it was funny at all...she then walked away texting violently...i think she texts while she dumps...i know shes talked to me on the phone plenty of times while she is taking a dump...because i hear a loud splash then the toilet paper rolling out and then a flush...followed by her having to grab the plunger to wrangle the turd violently and viciously...all while on the phone with me she wrangles the turd...until it is plunged out and she can flush...then she doesn't want to admit shes even in the bathroom dropping a humongous deuce...she also burns holes in her pants with the silent but deadly lethal farts she does...she has shart stains on a few of her thongs...the sad thing is shes 5 foot 2 98lbs with nice boobs/butt...i think iv had enough of this nasty crap however. Id like other guys opinions on this matter.

Too funny,

[Hitman Hodgson]

What a thread... Comedy gold.

I would think twice the next time you're thinking about asking her for ****. Or maybe you could ask her to play battle5hits with you

[ChiRock773]

As long as her Ass or koochi don't smell like manur when you're gonna phuck....I'd make the her take a shower every time before....

[~AK49~]

I caught my girlfriend phukkin pooping...She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became su****ious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the *** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, BTCH u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.