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    #51
    Originally posted by masterdirector
    well if you're british maybe. but then you'd be in bed with a guy anyhow so it'd probably be okay.
    have i misinterpreted this ? your saying that if your a male from the uk
    your likely a *** ? it looks like your saying that masterdirector

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      #52
      i dnt give a **** if i only last a few minutes as long as i enjoy it i dont give a ****. a few minutes of *** then a cup of tea then a hours sleep. . . nice.

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        #53
        Originally posted by You Chickengay
        have i misinterpreted this ? your saying that if your a male from the uk
        your likely a *** ? it looks like your saying that masterdirector
        yeah it was sort of an inside joke. I got it. Sort of a Family Guy thing too.

        Now screw off, cigarette.

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          #54
          the best cure: while ****ing your girl and it seems your **** is going to explode, prematurely, make an imagination as if you're ****ing your pet dog....

          let me see if you ejaculate early

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            #55
            Originally posted by czars_salad
            the best cure: while ****ing your girl and it seems your **** is going to explode, prematurely, make an imagination as if you're ****ing your pet dog....

            let me see if you ejaculate early
            i just solo test piloted this theory, with a sick twist.




















            .....on our poor little terrier, enid wiggles

            splash splash splash splash splash splash

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              #56
              I haven't read the whole thing, but my advice is:

              1. Beat that meat before going to see your girl, you'll last a lot longer once the first nut is off your system.
              2. Get a hold of some quality coke and rub a little bit on your junk's head... By coke I mean *******, you ****ing tool. Works like a charm.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
                I haven't read the whole thing, but my advice is:

                1. Beat that meat before going to see your girl, you'll last a lot longer once the first nut is off your system.
                2. Get a hold of some quality coke and rub a little bit on your junk's head... By coke I mean *******, you ****ing tool. Works like a charm.
                i was about to solo test pilot this theory too, using some dr pepper.

                whoah that was a close un, almost fizzpopped my ****

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