Battle Stories

[Spray_resistant]

No but a ****** once pulled a box cutter on me at a gay bar, we are friends now but I was too drunk to care that she had the blade like an inch from my face.

[RINGG]

Been shot at twice. Don't know if they were warning shots or if their aim ******, either way my friends and I were not hit.

[rorymac]

I got "custard pied" with chips and mayonnaise so yeah I've been through the wars

[LeG00N]

waiting for Mark to tell us some of his war stories ....


I liked the one where he sucker punched that kid at a liquor store

[TBear]

I once had the guy next to me on the road yell something and put a couple bullets in my car. I don't think he was mad at me, he was probably mad at my late model oldsmobile.

[ßringer]

I got stabbed in the back with a pencil in the 5th grade by some kid I had heat with, but that's about it.

Philly public schools, FTW.

[Rapid Counter]

I got "custard pied" with chips and mayonnaise so yeah I've been through the wars

Mayonnaise is a b1tch to get out

What pissed me off more than anything was the fact that I was wearing a new top the night I got stabbed and it got completely ruined. And wasn't till later that I noticed a tear in the crotch of my trousers so I know I was only a few inches away from getting my **** and balls sliced

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[rorymac]

Mayonnaise is a b1tch to get out

What pissed me off more than anything was the fact that I was wearing a new top the night I got stabbed and it got completely ruined. And wasn't till later that I noticed a tear in the crotch of my trousers so I know I was only a few inches away from getting my **** and balls sliced

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Lol actually it did get in my eye and that was quite uncomfortable

[Rapid Counter]

Lol actually it did get in my eye and that was quite uncomfortable

I think you posted in the wrong thread. That should have been posted in my Bukkake Stories thread