You know shyt got real when...

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

You know ****s got real when you going work still up from the night before.

And the yayo is wearing off .

[Drunken Cat]

You know shyt just got real when you find yourself ****in hammered at 9:00 in the morning in the office because the extra shot of Kahula you put in your coffee to take the edge of, of your hangover was a little too much...

You know shit got real, when you're drinking at 8:30am, and have a graduation ceremony in less than 8 hours.

That being said, I think I need another bottle of wine.

[Drunken Cat]

You know **** got real when you're in a party at your in-laws and you shart (fart and poo comes out) a silent one but got a long walk to the toilet

lololololol

* You've almost fully burnt off Miley Cyrus's clitoris with a cigarette lighter, when the lighter runs out of gas.

* You've cut off Miley Cyrus's fingers with pliers so she can't phone the cops while you're skull-fucking a hole you've made in her head with a drill... only to find out she's learned how to dial her phone using her toes.

[Verstyle]

Someone you fucked up before just notice you and you had a lil too much too drink.

the glare of red and blue lights light up the inside of your ride and you riding dirty like a motherfucker.

Rents due and you a few hunndred short.

you been drinking chilling and got gassed up now you out crusing looking for rivals.

When you bout to **** a bitch but your out of condoms and didnt know it and she says its okay just pull out and you dont want to raw dog the hoe out of fear lol.

when a homies girl got drunk and you let her suck your dick.

the moment you realize guns are gonna be involved.

talking loud and got fronted and now you cant push all that you got fronted.

Goddamn.... you the homie for life. :clap:

[Verstyle]

When you give the **** so good that she says she's in love with you within a month of knowing her

When your girls asks you if she's fat in her custom wedding dress

When a female employee says lets go mess around around the back but you can't tell if it's her joking like always or if she's serious

[PHOENIX623]

when you hook up with a milf
and are dirty dancing half drunk at the club
and her husband shows up !!!

worst moment ever !

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...

your food stamp card gets denied at the supermarket

[-jose-]

You know shyt got real when...

you just finished taking a mean sh•it and when you flush the toilet the water starts going up

[HughJass]

You know shyt got real when...

you just finished taking a mean sh•it and when you flush the toilet the water starts going up