You know shyt got real when...

[Verstyle]

You know shyt got real with Manny was knocked down the first time in their last fight

You know shyt got real when someone you do business with does drunk texts calling you boo

You know shyt got real when you're missing a fry at McDonalds but you're 10 miles away

You know shyt got real when you got bubble guts while on a date with a fine girl willing to give it up right then and there

You know shyt got real when you hear police sirens but it's actually the song that's playing

[Alx.]

You're sucking a girls titty and stick your hand down her pants and get hit with the " I'm on my period"

When that girl you slept with doesn't go home...

When you hold your " fart" cuz it might not be a fart and got dem cramps.


When you start your shift, sit down and almost immediately fall asleep...

lmaooooooo

When your girl starts discussing future plans and moving in

When you get a hardon at the beach

When you spar some hairy, sweaty, shirtless dude at the gym and he tries to clinch

When some guy cuts you off in traffic and has a "lolumad" bumper sticker

[Alx.]

When your girl says "he's just a friend"

When you get out of the bathroom and your girl is holding your phone in one hand and a frying pan in the other

When you're at someone else's house taking a shyt and you turn on the water in hopes they wont hear the splash

[Drunken Cat]

You know **** got real when, you go to an oppai (titty) pub (you get to handle the boobs), you wind up with the greatest **** known to man, you are powerless not to spend a bunch of extra money to keep caressing these beautiful ****, you miss your train home as a result, and you spend the whole night wondering around the red light district, and going to yet one more oppai pub, and yet all the girls are strung out on meth so it is not a good experience, and then you have just gotten home, you have nothing but dirty clothes, and you need to pack those, get back on the train, ride to Tokyo station which takes around an hour, and you have no choice but to keep drinking the entire time because if you don't you will pass out, and you can't pass out until you get on to the bullet train at Tokyo station, for which the company pre-reserved seates.

The ******* were absolutely fabulous though.

[baya]

You know **** got real when, you go to an oppai (titty) pub (you get to handle the boobs), you wind up with the greatest **** known to man, you are powerless not to spend a bunch of extra money to keep caressing these beautiful ****, you miss your train home as a result, and you spend the whole night wondering around the red light district, and going to yet one more oppai pub, and yet all the girls are strung out on meth so it is not a good experience, and then you have just gotten home, you have nothing but dirty clothes, and you need to pack those, get back on the train, ride to Tokyo station which takes around an hour, and you have no choice but to keep drinking the entire time because if you don't you will pass out, and you can't pass out until you get on to the bullet train at Tokyo station, for which the company pre-reserved seates.

The ******* were absolutely fabulous though.

this was an awesome read.

[Drunken Cat]

Well, time to go catch the f u cking train.

Those ******* were f u cking fabulous though.

[BostonGuy]

You know **** got real when, you go to an oppai (titty) pub (you get to handle the boobs), you wind up with the greatest **** known to man, you are powerless not to spend a bunch of extra money to keep caressing these beautiful ****, you miss your train home as a result, and you spend the whole night wondering around the red light district, and going to yet one more oppai pub, and yet all the girls are strung out on meth so it is not a good experience, and then you have just gotten home, you have nothing but dirty clothes, and you need to pack those, get back on the train, ride to Tokyo station which takes around an hour, and you have no choice but to keep drinking the entire time because if you don't you will pass out, and you can't pass out until you get on to the bullet train at Tokyo station, for which the company pre-reserved seates.

The ******* were absolutely fabulous though.

And we have a winner, folks...

[New England]

this was an awesome read.

go to the "drunken language" thread.

[HughJass]

you know **** got real when a 14/1 outsider just stopped a 2/7 odds on favourite!


40/1 for the stoppage , ahh!

[BostonGuy]

Shyt just got real Georges Edition

You know shyt just got real when you're in a barbershop in NYC and you keep getting 'cut in front of' because your p*ssy a$$ is afraid to speak up and a haircut that should've took 40 minutes ends up taking 4 hours...