[HOLY S**T!] I just found out I could suck my own **** if I wanted to...

[SkillspayBills]

So I stop by my girl's crib because I'm hungry as **** after work and she makes a mean all meat omelet. So she opens the door naked and says she is about to shower because she is going out with her homegirl(inb4someoneasksforpics) she's in the shower and I am sitting on the toilet playing brickbreaker on my blackberry and texting when I ask myself "Am I gay?" My reply "No" so I take all my **** off to hop in the shower with her, so I'm sitting on the toilet taking off my boxers and I'm hard as a rock(inb4someoneasksforpics) and I when I reach to take off my sock my **** is poking my nose(inb4someonesay****soritdidn'thappen) I tell my girl and she pulls the curtain back to see me **** myself in the nose. Then she suggest I give myself head(inb4someoneasksforvideofootageofencounter). I say No...........just no. I then stary poking **** with my forehead and while we are both laughing our asses off I realized why I was so hard in the fist place and proceeded to go to work....

[BrooklynBomber]

And we had to know this why?

[..WaRSpencE..]

I'm jealous...

[SkillspayBills]

And we had to know this why?

Why WOULDN'T I tell my bretherens this? Ask yourself that my good man

[Dick Buffman]

Fucking ****.

[Blooper]

So I stop by my girl's crib because I'm hungry as **** after work and she makes a mean all meat omelet. So she opens the door naked and says she is about to shower because she is going out with her homegirl(inb4someoneasksforpics) she's in the shower and I am sitting on the toilet playing brickbreaker on my blackberry and texting when I ask myself "Am I gay?" My reply "No" so I take all my **** off to hop in the shower with her, so I'm sitting on the toilet taking off my boxers and I'm hard as a rock(inb4someoneasksforpics) and I when I reach to take off my sock my **** is poking my nose(inb4someonesay****soritdidn'thappen) I tell my girl and she pulls the curtain back to see me **** myself in the nose. Then she suggest I give myself head(inb4someoneasksforvideofootageofencounter). I say No...........just no. I then stary poking **** with my forehead and while we are both laughing our asses off I realized why I was so hard in the fist place and proceeded to go to work....

do you already have a bf?

[-The Glove-]

You had a **** on your face?

[Spray_resistant]

Sounds hot, you should do it.

[Junito-Rulez]

Suck it and swallow it, that's not gay if it's your own ****.

[Blooper]

Suck it and swallow it, that's not gay if it's your own ****.

reported for pukery.