I just found out I could suck my own **** if I wanted to...

[Reggie Miller]

Suspect post.

Leave the BJs to your girl and dudes in prison.

Once you put your **** in your mouth, you might acquire a liking to ****.

Its a slippery slope (no ****).

[-MAKAVELLI-]

floyd fans

[Derranged]

That dang ole boy aint right I'll tell ya what...

[Carpe Diem]

No comment.....

[Cherry Picker]

So I stop by my girl's crib because I'm hungry as **** after work and she makes a mean all meat omelet. So she opens the door naked and says she is about to shower because she is going out with her homegirl(inb4someoneasksforpics) she's in the shower and I am sitting on the toilet playing brickbreaker on my blackberry and texting when I ask myself "Am I gay?" My reply "No" so I take all my **** off to hop in the shower with her, so I'm sitting on the toilet taking off my boxers and I'm hard as a rock(inb4someoneasksforpics) and I when I reach to take off my sock my **** is poking my nose(inb4someonesay****soritdidn'thappen) I tell my girl and she pulls the curtain back to see me **** myself in the nose. Then she suggest I give myself head(inb4someoneasksforvideofootageofencounter). I say No...........just no. I then stary poking **** with my forehead and while we are both laughing our asses off I realized why I was so hard in the fist place and proceeded to go to work....

I thought you were better than this **** you just posted? I was obviously wrong big time.

[Carpe Diem]

floyd fans

Some Pac fans aren't that different...

[SkillspayBills]

Lol look at the people taking this post like the gospel. It was funny as **** to me.

[Carpe Diem]

Lol look at the people taking this post like the gospel. It was funny as **** to me.

Yeah, But there are things that we should keep to ourselves.

[Blooper]

Yeah, But there are things that we should keep to ourselves.

nah.

secrecy is overrated.

[Carpe Diem]

nah.

secrecy is overrated.

Nah, honesty is.