The following are a list of items which you will rarely find in the UK, so make sure you buy them in your own country and pack them before you travel.

Toothbrush :Poms don't like to admit it but they're hygeine is below world standards.

XXXL Durex Condoms: Poms breed like rabbits and barely use protection. This will come in handy when you're ****ing some fine English bird.

Sunscreen Lotion: England has some of the hottest temperatures in the world.
Final Tip: If you run into Chicano Poms ie Loccy, make sure you blast them with one of these.

Toothbrush :Poms don't like to admit it but they're hygeine is below world standards.

XXXL Durex Condoms: Poms breed like rabbits and barely use protection. This will come in handy when you're ****ing some fine English bird.

Sunscreen Lotion: England has some of the hottest temperatures in the world.
Final Tip: If you run into Chicano Poms ie Loccy, make sure you blast them with one of these.

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