Holiday Tips from Stone Roses When Visiting The UK

[Fighting Marine]

The following are a list of items which you will rarely find in the UK, so make sure you buy them in your own country and pack them before you travel.



Toothbrush :Poms don't like to admit it but they're hygeine is below world standards.



XXXL Durex Condoms: Poms breed like rabbits and barely use protection. This will come in handy when you're ****ing some fine English bird.



Sunscreen Lotion: England has some of the hottest temperatures in the world.

Final Tip: If you run into Chicano Poms ie Loccy, make sure you blast them with one of these.

[Mr Herbert]

What a coincidence.

That's all the stuff I asked you to bring for our sleepover next week!

You remembered

[krispy kreme]

You gonna take that, Abbey?

[Flawless*]

Seriously, who would actually visit the UK for a holiday? I mean there isn’t anything utterly unique about the country. It’s overpopulated, cultureless, cold, dirty and doesn’t have great landmarks. Why would you travel all the way to Europe to visit the UK, when one could visit passion of Spain, history of Italy, the love of France and beautiful Netherlands

[Mushroom]

Seriously, who would actually visit the UK for a holiday? I mean there isn’t anything utterly unique about the country. It’s overpopulated, cultureless, cold, dirty and doesn’t have great landmarks. Why would you travel all the way to Europe to visit the UK, when one could visit passion of Spain, history of Italy, the love of France and beautiful Netherlands

London is one of the most impressive cities in Europe, with a whole bunch of interesting stuff going on especially if your into the arts, music etc.

[Fighting Marine]

You gonna take that, Abbey?

NO. Let's see how he enjoys my ignore list.

[ColWallace]

May I suggest a good DVD for those rainy days in the hotel....

[Fighting Marine]

ColWallace. Remove that picture from your post or else its ignore and report for you.

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ColWallace. Remove that picture from your post or else its ignore and report for you.

i'd give that dozy twonk a right pasting.

[ColWallace]

ColWallace. Remove that picture from your post or else its ignore and report for you.

Crying already. What a glass jaw. It's like that Rocky cliche buddy: sometimes it's not how much you can give, it's how much you can take.