I'm tired of seeing flat butts......Trickery of women with FLAT ASSES

[keepthemhandsup]

LMAO at this thread....this just expose 76% of the women with an "ass"

[{Pito}]

Lmao I seen th Brazilian butt lift panty on late night too lol I saw the whole infomercial and was disgusted with the deception. I wanted to change the channel but I had to watch it through an although it seems to make a difference in appearance how dissapointing is it to expect a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and you end up with a plain...smh

[COVID-19]

it is - there's a commercial on at night that advertises this product.

I hate this kind of false advertising..............

[Toda Caine]

This thread is the ****.....I can't stand a skinny female. No **** & ass = little boy with long hair.

[#1Assassin]

this is a great thread.

i always had a theory that a ass needs to go through 5 stages of testing before being considered a quality piece of ass.

1. initial eye test - doesnt prove much as this thread has shown, but u can still dismiss the majority of bitches.

2. the grabbing test - too fat? too skinny? too loose? provides lots of further information.

3. the bare ass test - no bull**** permitted! how is that ass shaped? plain and simple. hoes cant be using they special jeans that make they ass look good and they damn sure cant be twisting and turning looking for the right angle. ima find all the angles and get all up in that ass to get a proper evaluation.

4. the smacking test - smack the ass and watch the jiggle. if it doesnt jiggle enough there isnt enough meat, if it jiggles too long its got fat in too many places. a good ass bounces a few times then loses momentum, also make sure the skin itself doesnt jiggle.

5. the biting test - both a test and a diploma of sorts. a biting test will answer all the four previous tests all at once thus doublechecking that u got a good piece of ass across your lap, the reason u dont do it to begin with is cuz u dont wanna sink your teeth into a rotten piece of ass, u cant just bite bitches in the ass first time u meet em and i just like going through all the tests for the hell of it

your teeth mark in that booty is a sign of approval, like a wedding ring but for casual ***.

/end education

[PittyPat]

This thread is epic and provides good educational value, but I have love for all kinds of female asses.

[Dick Buffman]

This thread is epic and provides good educational value, but I have love for all kinds of female asses.

You know why I never click on Tiffany?

Cuz' she's got no ass.

[arodriguez]

Hmmm... I like the Big booty..

[PittyPat]

You know why I never click on Tiffany?

Cuz' she's got no ass.

Well each to their own, man. There's billions of us lads around the world who can click on whatever gets their **** hard. :thumbs1: Lots of different asses out there to please everyone. It's one of the few things beautiful about humans - variety.

[mariobrotherpr]

This thread NEEDS PICTURES of real, 100%, grade A meat, asses (for educational purposes).