I'm tired of seeing flat butts......Trickery of women with FLAT ASSES

[Hi-Dro]

i dont like flat butts they turn me of

[Danny Gunz]

Funny ****

But dont act like you guys wouldnt **** those girls

[Third Degree MM]

good thread, Real Ass for life! **** that fake ass **** on the mainstream

[COVID-19]

AN OUT OF TUNE ASS: THE BIG TUNER (big tuna)

There is a type of ass that many guys have complained that they have struggled to identify. They claim it's thick, they claim it's shapely like an hour glass figure, but there is something OFF about it that they can't put their hands on.... I stopped one guy, Central American who doesn't favor the African decendant Latinas out there, only likes his White and Indian (the non-black kind) Latinas. She walked towards us, looking much like this:


He showed me a chick he was rolling with and although she was India-oscura, which is a darker shaded Indian and African decendant- to be technical- and let me tell you, she had zero ass (which is why I was quick to agree with him that she wasn't African. lol)!! But he was hyping her up to me and showing her off, cute face, nice skin, beautiful hair, but he kept grabbing at her thighs and was all in love with her thighs. I noticed him moving to her waist a lot, her stomach, but in the whole time, HE NEVER ONCE TOUCHED HER ASS!!! He even went so far as to trace her sides of the thighs while she was leaning into him (facing each other), and he talking to me. This cat was skipping the ass!!! So then I do a quick peep and giggle to myself. I found what he was saying was "missing" from her body that would be the ultimate thing that would make her PERFECT. UHMM IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD AN ASS!!! DUH! lol

So I'm peeping her walk off, and if you were not right up on her, you'd SWEAR she had a nice ass! The design of the pants she wore were rounded-faded circles at the ass part, kind of like the ass cheeks of the jeans were rubbed a billion times in a chair and that's what would happen to the jeans if so. That is an optical illusion of pants (you'll see that piece from us, soon with different varieties soon). That rounded-faded design, couples with her wide hips really does make it look like she has a nice ****** ass with thick thighs (pants shape shifted the leg meat) and small waiste. Now, everyone in the area swears that chick has a 'PHAT ASS, SON!!!' And even some of her girlfriends jokes about her but is like JLO. I just raise and eyebrown and keep my comments to myself, obviously, I disagreed. lol But of course, you can easily see what was happening to the untrained eyes, wild it struck a cord with the others, that ass was clearly out of whack with me. When dude was tracing her thighs, he was really playing with THIGH FAT (see section below) and thinking that was the ass, since there really wasn't anything of substance to grab on to, ass wise. So he questions me, "damn that ass is phat, right son???!!!" I just was honest, "NO MAN, NO! Just stop it..." Dude asked what I meant, and basically I broke it down like this:

[COVID-19]

[GOAT86]

I think they should teach this at school. Just in case any male youngster doesn't know that females are fake as f00k.

[Grand Champ]

I think they should teach this at school. Just in case any male youngster doesn't know that females are fake as f00k.

Mandatory for boys to learn from age 13-15.

[{Pito}]

I'm surprised more guys haven't been on this? I remember entire bud cyphers back in my teen years discussing nothing but this and how jeans decieve us too and all that ****. Death to the fake fatty!

[T.Horton]

Somebody just ruined white and asian poonie for me. Yeah, I have been with women who seemed to have nice asses only to find pancake ass once you've removed her clothes. I never bothered to think twice.

Now....


Thanks *******.

[T.Horton]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was real.

it is - there's a commercial on at night that advertises this product.