Global: 1st member to die?

[The Mouse]

Who do you think will be the first of us to die?

[Purity]

not that i want to throw out a prediction like that, but how would we ever find out?

[nance]

not that i want to throw out a prediction like that, but how would we ever find out?

Good point.

I may be older, but I bet I'll outlive you guys.

[Purity]

i don't drink or party anymore and go the gym twice a day.
good luck.

[nance]

i don't drink or party anymore and go the gym twice a day.
good luck.

I never drank or partied much to begin with.

Besides, women live longer. Especially in my family.

[Mr. Beelzebub]

I work out 3 times a week and I don't have a steady girlfriend to suck the life out of me anymore. My grandpas died at 98 and 87 years old.

I would outlast many of you.

[nance]

I work out 3 times a week and I don't have a steady girlfriend to suck the life out of me anymore. My grandpas died at 98 and 87 years old.

I would outlast many of you.

Ahhh...but what is the quality of your life? Being alone would suck. Unless of course, that's what you want.

[VulgarTheClown]

I will be the first.

[nance]

I will be the first.

Ok, then that settles it.

I am not about to argue with Vulgar the Clown.

[Mr. Beelzebub]

Women kill men slowly... Their weapon of choice: Nagging.

One day I will marry and have kids, and the day I do that I will start to die.

Men are hunters by nature, genetically predisposed to spread our seed. That is why we drink beer, we fish, we train. We're not family oriented beings, that is what women want us to believe. Married men are like wild animals kept in a zoo... They lose their naturals instinct and slowly die.