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    #21
    Originally posted by Cesaro
    i hope not. it would be pretty ironic for the guy that never wanted to survive to end up surviving a life full of diseases.


    with my luck i'll be the last person left on earth.

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      #22
      I hope I'm the first to go....

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        #23
        Ok Cesaro you win!!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Cesaro
          Yea, none of my stories are cool.

          I didn't get an ear infection from deep sea diving and too much water getting in or anything. The doctor just said that some kids have a tube in their ear that doesn't bend enough to allow stuff to properly drain.

          I didn't get bronchitis from smoking 2 packs of cigarettes and marijuana every day, I think I'm just prone to it because I have asthma.

          I didn't tear my meniscus in some badass competition win. It happened ESCAPING an armbar in training.

          I tore a ligament in my thumb and don't even know how.

          I broke some bone in my elbow swinging on one of those T shaped polls on clothes lines at my heighbor's house.

          I have carpal tunnel syndrome because I'm at the computer too much.

          I think my penis has a curve because I beat off too much.

          My son broke five bones by the time he was ten. They found a cyst inside the tibia bone and had to have evacuated out. He's broken 5 helmets and has had three sets of stitches. I'd be broke if I didn't have medical insurance.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Carlao
            However I think I might go first for I drive fast, I ride a motorcycle FAST!, I'm not as bad as I used to but sometimes I'm retty wreckless. I'm the guy that when he is drunk do not take by any brige that I might jump.
            BEsides I'm pissed off 80% of the time so that makes me prone to heart attacks!
            Do ya ridez a busa and do big wheelies? Take it on any sweet jumps??!?



            ANYWAYS, this is silly... we need a better way of guessing this. Fortunately, I have a solution

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              #26
              Originally posted by Sara
              Do ya ridez a busa and do big wheelies? Take it on any sweet jumps??!?



              ANYWAYS, this is silly... we need a better way of guessing this. Fortunately, I have a solution

              I am not signing up to anything for a fn test

              This one is much better

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                #27
                Jul 27 2064. That's the day I will die.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
                  I am not signing up to anything for a fn test
                  Shrugs, sorry! Ya never had to sign up before for their tests.. those rotton scoundrels!

                  According to yours though, my "armageddon date" is scheduled for 9-29-2073. Woo hoo, I can have lots of cats by than!!!!
                  Last edited by Sara; 06-30-2005, 04:14 PM.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Sara
                    Shrugs, sorry! Ya never had to sign up before for their tests.. those rotton scoundrels!
                    Hey there, what are you wearing?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
                      Hey there, what are you wearing?
                      now thats lame, but I'll bite. Pair of jeans, tank top, and good ol' beloved reebox. you?

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