Have you ever driven blazed?

[Gareth Ivanovic]

i had a buddy who drove an automatic and one night, he put it on neutral and turned the engine off...when he came back, he spent at hour tryin to figure out why the car wont start

he ended up calling Triple A...we didnt say **** and just laughed when the tow truck got there

Hilarious. Stoner moments are the best.

My most recent one was I was going through the drive thru at Wendy's and I get my food. Instead of just leaving I just stay there because Im all zoned out thinking about something else and didn't realize they gave me all my food. So I just sat there until they knocked on my window to ask if I needed anything else. I look to my right see all my food and I feel like a dumbass then just sitting there waiting for food they already gave me. I felt dumb at first, immediately started laughing after I left.

[Rudyo]

Hilarious. Stoner moments are the best.

My most recent one was I was going through the drive thru at Wendy's and I get my food. Instead of just leaving I just stay there because Im all zoned out thinking about something else and didn't realize they gave me all my food. So I just sat there until they knocked on my window to ask if I needed anything else. I look to my right see all my food and I feel like a dumbass then just sitting there waiting for food they already gave me. I felt dumb at first, immediately started laughing after I left.

Haha I think I may be able to top your two stories.

Setting: Wal-greens parking lot

My freind goes in to wal-greens to buy some **** and take a massive ****, little do I know he leaves me in the car with his lights on. He's taking forever so I roll myself a J to smoke. When I'm done I notice the lights are on, but **** it I need to smoke this J. Long story short, he comes back like 20 minutes later and his battery is dead. He asks me "did I leave the light on?" I respond "Yeaaahh.... they were the whole time you were in there...." at which point he just shakes his head and I just go "oh, should I have turned them off?" Then we both just break out laughing and smoke another J.

Good times.

[Rabbit ♠]

I can't drive more than 15 miles (it feels like 55) an hour high. I also get lost.

[GreatRubdini]

thanks for the advice guys...... ill probably take it slow by getting small highs and drive to short distance and go 5-10 miles below the speed limit.... i wont keep my **** in my car just in case if i get pulled over

[-MAKAVELLI-]

thanks for the advice guys...... ill probably take it slow by getting small highs and drive to short distance and go 5-10 miles below the speed limit.... i wont keep my **** in my car just in case if i get pulled over

experiment on a bicycle first....if you run into any mailboxes or trees, dont bother with the car

[j]

haha! couple great stories. i know some crazy stories, most of us do i imagine.

seriously, some people can drive damn well keyed up. kinda amazing sometimes. well, in a way it's not, like you shouldnt be stoned off your ass and driving. but, i remember reading a study where 1 or 2 "puffs" or equally small doses actually made people better drivers than when they were "normal." this was all done on a simulator over a testing base of 3 months and over 50 people or something like that. i believe that the small token fellas had great reactions and were more cautious, and the peeps on heavy rotation were too carefull and drove slightly more recklessly than normal and slightly tipped.
interesting study. it seemed as though people who were taking small to extremely small doses, meaning small and moderate doses of THC relatively, had an increase of performance, or at least no loss.
that goes for small amounts. based on "reseach" btw, i would say that i find that study to be both interesting and truthfull in its results.
but, how well can someone write while in a stoney, glossey eyed stuper stretched out on some lime greeness?

[BOLLOCKS]

Never blazed.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Never blazed.

do you even have a driver's license?

[j]

well, f#ck, that kinda backs up my point. but, damn, one splif? was the **** half tobacco or something? if u are toking a splif of the size indicated, of some hg skunk #1 u would not wanna drive.

anyways, this guy is not special. many drive better - and damn! they mention a sim study!!!

[blaze778]

I am amazed how many people compare driving stoned to driving drunk. I have made many mistakes driving drunk and I would wake up the next morning in bed wondering how I got there. Driving drunk is no joke and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Driving blazed is a ****in joke. I drive blazed all the time and have never had a problem. I am 27, been driving since 16 and smoking pot on and off since I was 17. I have never even been close to getting into an accident. Some people can't drive high, but those people aren't heavy smokers and already have a hard time handling weed by itself.

Anyone who compares driving stoned to drunk probably never tried weed, which I respect until they open there mouths and categorize weed with alcohol and other drugs. It's funny how people who have never tried pot become medical experts and try to tell us what's healthy and what isn't.

One person might be able to handle more than another. Live life and experience the world around you or read a book not funded by the same people funding the drug war.