Let’s not sugarcoat it—both Rose and Jenny had the streets on speed dial.
Rose cheated on her rich fiancé after one glance at Jack’s starving artist abs.
Jenny? She treated the ‘60s like her personal free trial of every dude she met, leaving poor Forrest waiting like a simp.
Rose’s Greatest Hits:
Engaged to Cal but ready to risk it all for a guy she knew for 48 hours.
Had sweaty car ***, then went right back to sipping champagne in first class.
“I’ll never let go, Jack!” Except she let go—and took up all the door space while he turned into a human ice cube.
Oh, and she died an old lady dreaming of her side piece. Her husband? Forgotten like leftovers in the fridge.
Jenny’s Hall of Shame:
Jenny was the queen of doing every toxic man she could find while Forrest was like, “Hey, I love you!”
Comes back years later like, “Oh hey, I have AIDS, a kid (probably yours?), and no options. Wanna get married?”
Basically turned Forrest into a widowed single dad after emotionally benching him for decades.
So who’s the bigger whore?
Rose: Turned the Titanic into her personal soap opera, let Jack die, and spent her life romanticizing a fling while her husband probably cried himself to sleep.
Jenny: Turned her life into a Woodstock love-in, left Forrest hanging, then showed up with a terminal illness and a kid as a parting gift.
Let’s face it:
Rose ****** Jack on vacation, let him die, and then lived her best life. Jenny ****** everyone but Forrest, caught AIDS, and dumped her mess on him.
Rose cheated on her rich fiancé after one glance at Jack’s starving artist abs.
Jenny? She treated the ‘60s like her personal free trial of every dude she met, leaving poor Forrest waiting like a simp.
Rose’s Greatest Hits:
Engaged to Cal but ready to risk it all for a guy she knew for 48 hours.
Had sweaty car ***, then went right back to sipping champagne in first class.
“I’ll never let go, Jack!” Except she let go—and took up all the door space while he turned into a human ice cube.
Oh, and she died an old lady dreaming of her side piece. Her husband? Forgotten like leftovers in the fridge.
Jenny’s Hall of Shame:
Jenny was the queen of doing every toxic man she could find while Forrest was like, “Hey, I love you!”
Comes back years later like, “Oh hey, I have AIDS, a kid (probably yours?), and no options. Wanna get married?”
Basically turned Forrest into a widowed single dad after emotionally benching him for decades.
So who’s the bigger whore?
Rose: Turned the Titanic into her personal soap opera, let Jack die, and spent her life romanticizing a fling while her husband probably cried himself to sleep.
Jenny: Turned her life into a Woodstock love-in, left Forrest hanging, then showed up with a terminal illness and a kid as a parting gift.
Let’s face it:
Rose ****** Jack on vacation, let him die, and then lived her best life. Jenny ****** everyone but Forrest, caught AIDS, and dumped her mess on him.
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