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    Who was worse and why, Rose from Titanic or Jenny from Forrest Gump?

    Let’s not sugarcoat it—both Rose and Jenny had the streets on speed dial.



    Rose cheated on her rich fiancé after one glance at Jack’s starving artist abs.

    Jenny? She treated the ‘60s like her personal free trial of every dude she met, leaving poor Forrest waiting like a simp.


    Rose’s Greatest Hits:



    Engaged to Cal but ready to risk it all for a guy she knew for 48 hours.

    Had sweaty car ***, then went right back to sipping champagne in first class.

    “I’ll never let go, Jack!” Except she let go—and took up all the door space while he turned into a human ice cube.

    Oh, and she died an old lady dreaming of her side piece. Her husband? Forgotten like leftovers in the fridge.


    Jenny’s Hall of Shame:



    Jenny was the queen of doing every toxic man she could find while Forrest was like, “Hey, I love you!”

    Comes back years later like, “Oh hey, I have AIDS, a kid (probably yours?), and no options. Wanna get married?”

    Basically turned Forrest into a widowed single dad after emotionally benching him for decades.


    So who’s the bigger whore?



    Rose: Turned the Titanic into her personal soap opera, let Jack die, and spent her life romanticizing a fling while her husband probably cried himself to sleep.

    Jenny: Turned her life into a Woodstock love-in, left Forrest hanging, then showed up with a terminal illness and a kid as a parting gift.


    Let’s face it:
    Rose ****** Jack on vacation, let him die, and then lived her best life. Jenny ****** everyone but Forrest, caught AIDS, and dumped her mess on him.




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    Rose
    42.86%
    6
    Jenny
    57.14%
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    Last edited by Szef; 11-30-2024, 05:46 PM.
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    #2
    Obviously Forrest Gump went over your head.

    Jenny wasn't trying to be mean to Forrest, she was traumatized by her perv father as a child and didn't want to repeat his mistakes by being with the mental equivalent of a child. We see this when they're both in college when she comes onto him and Forrest is not yet mentally or emotionally ready for a physical relationship, straight up. So Jenny pushes him away to protect him from herself. It's only later after Gump has graduated college, been to war, buried his mother, and started a business (ie, become a man) that he is ready. But by this point Jenny has still not processed all of her trauma and doesn't think she deserves a happy life with him, so she runs again. Eventually her son and illness make her reflect and realize that it's okay for she and Forrest to be happy together, and so spends her remaining time with him. And Forrest gets a son for love and companionship, having outlived his own wife and mother and having no real purpose in life otherwise. He didn't need to work, the military was done with him, his education was complete, his friends didn't live nearby. He was obviously very happy to have a son and shown to be a caring father.
    Last edited by famicommander; 11-30-2024, 06:54 PM.
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      #3
      Forrest's childhood would have been hellish without Jenny. Jenny's childhood was hellish anyway and she never fully recovered.
      Jenny was more hero than villain.

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        #4
        Rose was worse!!!...Jenny and Forrest were never a thing...just an experiment!!!...

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          #5
          Jenny, classic dumb lib whore

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            #6
            Jenny, because Jack's not a tard he's just broke. Exploiting the poor, bad, exploiting tard makes you the goddamn devil and may you burn in hell for all time and beyond.
            Last edited by Marchegiano; 12-02-2024, 03:30 PM. Reason: expected tard to be censored

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              #7
              Definitely Rose. Jenny was a **** person for sure, but with all the major troubles she had growing up it's not surprising.

              Rose cheated on her husband with some random and then let him die. Then made these dudes listen to her story about cheating on her husband without ever mentioning she has the necklace she knows they have spent countless time and money looking for, and then chucks it into the ocean in front of them.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Weebler I View Post
                Jenny, classic dumb lib whore

                You just mad she got passed around by the Panthers lmao...
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                  #9
                  The innocent looking Rose wasn't so innocent. They provide the angle that the mother is coercing her to get married for money. Jenny had a rough childhood, not an excuse but she sparred Forrest from her instability.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Szef View Post
                    Let’s not sugarcoat it—both Rose and Jenny had the streets on speed dial.



                    Rose cheated on her rich fiancé after one glance at Jack’s starving artist abs.

                    Jenny? She treated the ‘60s like her personal free trial of every dude she met, leaving poor Forrest waiting like a simp.


                    Rose’s Greatest Hits:



                    Engaged to Cal but ready to risk it all for a guy she knew for 48 hours.

                    Had sweaty car ***, then went right back to sipping champagne in first class.

                    “I’ll never let go, Jack!” Except she let go—and took up all the door space while he turned into a human ice cube.

                    Oh, and she died an old lady dreaming of her side piece. Her husband? Forgotten like leftovers in the fridge.


                    Jenny’s Hall of Shame:



                    Jenny was the queen of doing every toxic man she could find while Forrest was like, “Hey, I love you!”

                    Comes back years later like, “Oh hey, I have AIDS, a kid (probably yours?), and no options. Wanna get married?”

                    Basically turned Forrest into a widowed single dad after emotionally benching him for decades.


                    So who’s the bigger whore?



                    Rose: Turned the Titanic into her personal soap opera, let Jack die, and spent her life romanticizing a fling while her husband probably cried himself to sleep.

                    Jenny: Turned her life into a Woodstock love-in, left Forrest hanging, then showed up with a terminal illness and a kid as a parting gift.


                    Let’s face it:
                    Rose ****** Jack on vacation, let him die, and then lived her best life. Jenny ****** everyone but Forrest, caught AIDS, and dumped her mess on him.








                    Both are villains in disguise. Jenny is worse for me. She does this to a low IQ man. If she was a man and did the exact same thing, Hollywood would have an army of women protesting the film.​

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