Are You Ramadaning This Year

[Left Hook Louie]

Not gonna ramadan (is that even a verb?), not now, not ever.
Not a m*u*s*l*i*m and have less than zero desire to be one.
Don't ever try to force me to be a m*u*s*l*i*m, neither (and yeah, forcible conversion is a very real thing for those who ramadan and want others to ramadan).
You will not succeed.

[Mr Mitts]

Not this or any other year.

[Marchegiano]

That's cool brahs. Just do good for goodness sake.