What’s The Weirdest Thing You Said During *** And/Or While Playing?

[b Murphington]

With my ex, after we were done fu#kin, she wanted me to do her with her vibrator.

As I’m holding the vibrator to her vag, I said out loud, “Hmm, I wish my d1ck could vibrate. Then I’d be cool.”

Right away, her response was, “Don’t say that. That’s weird.”

Yeah. She broke up with me. Idk why.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

A girl once told me I kiss soft like a girl so I stopped and go “wtf is that supposed to mean? What are you, a dyke?” Lol. That’s just off the top of my head. I’m sure there was worse.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I was comparing body counts with a nurse and her number was so insanely high that I just blurted out that she is promiscuous. I was then very ironically struck in the face with a medical text book. She threw me out with no coat and no hoodie. -35 degrees. Had to jog down the highway and all the way home. If I did that to a girl then that’s probably attempted murder.

[b Murphington]

I was comparing body counts with a nurse and her number was so insanely high that I just blurted out that she is promiscuous. I was then very ironically struck in the face with a medical text book. She threw me out with no coat and no hoodie. -35 degrees. Had to jog down the highway and all the way home. If I did that to a girl then that’s probably attempted murder.

That’s not even weird. That’s just brutally honest or rude. Actually, rude by both parties lol.

[lopetego]

¨what was your name again¨?

[KillaMane26]

Btches don't like when I talk... I only had one girl that liked that shyt.

Good cuz I would probably say something ****** like "take that take that" like I'm Puff Daddy

[b Murphington]

Btches don't like when I talk... I only had one girl that liked that shyt.

Good cuz I would probably say something ****** like "take that take that" like I'm Puff Daddy

I liked him better when he was P Diddy.

[Willy Wanker]

With my ex, after we were done fu#kin, she wanted me to do her with her vibrator.

As I’m holding the vibrator to her vag, I said out loud, “Hmm, I wish my d1ck could vibrate. Then I’d be cool.”

Right away, her response was, “Don’t say that. That’s weird.”

Yeah. She broke up with me. Idk why.

She doesn't think having a vibrating dong would make you cool?

She sounds like the weird one to me.

[FinitoxDinamita]

I was ***in this chick from the bar and I was like this is **** man btch! Lol

**** man is a Japanese anime.

[b Murphington]

She doesn't think having a vibrating dong would make you cool?

She sounds like the weird one to me.