I hate my friends

[Dirt E Gomez]

Seriously, this is the 3rd one I'm helping move in the last month. I hate that **** because of course they have to do it in the early/middle of the day so I can't stay out tonight or get ****ty.

On the plus side; he doesn't have much ****. His girlfriend is kicking him out because he got drunk and cheated on her and never appreciates her. She's ugly, so I understand why.

[BrooklynBomber]

And I hate you, but in a kinda friendly way.

[Dirt E Gomez]

And I hate you, but in a kinda friendly way.

Go get me a bagel.

[Spray_resistant]

My friends are ok, I don't see them that much really and they don't ask me for much. With that being said I don't wish them any specific harm. I think a fair assessment of my feelings for my friends would be one of neutrality.

[BrooklynBomber]

Go get me a bagel.

I would, but the ****ers dont sell the rat poison seasoning on it. ****.

[Dirt E Gomez]

I would, but the ****ers dont sell the rat poison seasoning on it. ****.

In that case I'll forgive you if you do my taxes or approve my loan application at your father's bank.

[My Name Is...]

Seriously, this is the 3rd one I'm helping move in the last month. I hate that **** because of course they have to do it in the early/middle of the day so I can't stay out tonight or get ****ty.

On the plus side; he doesn't have much ****. His girlfriend is kicking him out because he got drunk and cheated on her and never appreciates her. She's ugly, so I understand why.

Try having one stay with you and your fiancee (he is her cousin) in a one bedroom condo, and have him not pay a damn thing..... Then you will feel my pain....

[BrooklynBomber]

In that case I'll forgive you if you do my taxes or approve my loan application at your father's bank.

Are you suggesting I am educated and live in a full family?
You are looking for a ban here, son.

[Dirt E Gomez]

Are you suggesting I am educated and live in a full family?
You are looking for a ban here, son.

Make me some matzo balls. I hear they're delicious.

Seriously.

[MANGLER]

Just be glad you get to help them and not be the one who's in a **** situation TS.