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[Dirk Diggler UK]

Only Dirk is daft enough to read the phrase "POOR MAN'S" and get Elite out of it.

Get some glasses old man.

You would think that City would only want elite strikers, not poor man's versions of what they already have but you know better than me.

Oh and Osvaldo is *** all like Aguero. Unless the category is "players who Flicker wants to nosh off"

[F l i c k e r]

I've seen enough of him to decide that he's nowhere near good enough for a title challenging team.

Rather have Negredo over him, rather have Jovetic over Negredo and I'd rather have Higuain over Jovetic.

Jovetic would probably be the best foil for Aguero out of the 4 I reckon.

I can agree with that. I see him as more of a back up anyways.

Jovetic would be interesting to watch in Pelli's 4222. Just for the sake of curiosity, I wouldn't mind seeing Jovetic go to City. Probably end up being a source of consternation for rival PL teams but I'm intrigued.

[F l i c k e r]

You would think that City would only want elite strikers, not poor man's versions of what they already have but you know better than me.

Oh and Osvaldo is *** all like Aguero. Unless the category is "players who Flicker wants to nosh off"

They already have 2 quality strikers.

You don't know what the phrase means anyways. So I don't expect you to see it in the first place.

You go on about homo***uality a lot. You in the closet guy?

[Dirk Diggler UK]

They already have 2 quality strikers.

You don't know what the phrase means anyways. So I don't expect you to see it in the first place.

You go on about homo***uality a lot. You in the closet guy?

What phrase? "Poor man's" - it obviously means two players who are almost absolutely nothing alike right?

[Sparked_26]

I like Roberto Soldado.

That guys is pretty much proven quality. I have no idea why nobody is linked with him.

City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs are all in the market for a no9. Haven't heard his name mentioned.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I like Roberto Soldado.

That guys is pretty much proven quality. I have no idea why nobody is linked with him.

City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs are all in the market for a no9. Haven't heard his name mentioned.

Because he's a poor man's Jozy Altidore

[F l i c k e r]

I like Roberto Soldado.

That guys is pretty much proven quality. I have no idea why nobody is linked with him.

City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs are all in the market for a no9. Haven't heard his name mentioned.

I think Spurs tried for him but Valencia wanted a lot of money for him.

Chelsea would never go for a player like that. The board is only focused on star names for strikers.

[Sparked_26]

Because he's a poor man's Jozy Altidore

I think I might be a poor man's Jozy Altidore.

That dude is the American Connor Wickham. Sunderland making some appalling transfer moves. They're going down!

[Sparked_26]

I think Spurs tried for him but Valencia wanted a lot of money for him.

Chelsea would never go for a player like that. The board is only focused on star names for strikers.

Chelsea love a flavour of the month purchase when it comes to strikers. That's why I was keen on Dzeko. It's actually a considered target who would fit in.

I don't believe that Mourinho will start with Torres though. I still think we might sell him. Hope so.

Chelsea sign Mark Schwarzer. Perfect back up, finally.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Chelsea sign Mark Schwarzer. Perfect back up, finally.

Another former Wenger target