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[TRAV1$]

If you took old JT's body, connected it to Rio's brain... you'd have the worlds worst center back.

[dj Calleti]

FC Augsburg vs Bayern Munich in 5mins.

[Sparked_1985]

If you took old JT's body, connected it to Rio's brain... you'd have the worlds worst center back.

Terry is one of the worst athletes in professional team sports.

It's good that we make him play so high up the pitch and expose him week in week out.

[TRAV1$]

Terry is one of the worst athletes in professional team sports.

It's good that we make him play so high up the pitch and expose him week in week out.

JT is boss... but when he runs, he doesn't half look like a pissed up pensioner carrying too much shopping.

[Chunk..]

Spurs are gonna be the top club in London this season.

[Sparked_1985]

JT is boss... but when he runs, he doesn't half look like a pissed up pensioner carrying too much shopping.

I reckon Alex is just as bad.

When he runs it's like he's pulling a cartload of fat American tourists through a picturesque Irish town. You can tell he finds the process a bit humiliating.

[TRAV1$]

Kalou on the ball is like watching a downs-syndrome kid trying to dribble an egg down the road wearing flippers.

[TRAV1$]

Spurs are gonna be the top club in London this season.

We can only wish Harry a speedy and untimely death.

[D-MiZe]

If you took old JT's body, connected it to Rio's brain... you'd have the worlds worst center back.

Rio has a great footballing brain, it's what makes up for everything else he's lost in his ol' years.

[Sparked_1985]

Kalou on the ball is like watching a downs-syndrome kid trying to dribble an egg down the road wearing flippers.

Watching Mikel in possession is like watching an elephant on mushrooms fending off an attack by hyenas.