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[Sparked_26]

Most likely there will be no serie A teams in the CL from next week

Also why is there such a gap between the games now? no CL games till the 6th? that's almost a 3 week gap its ******ed

Enough time for Messi to suffer a cheeky hamstring tear.

How comes that little bastard never gets injured?

I know it sounds like I'm wishing a small injury on him - I am. But it is remarkable that him and Ronaldo have barely been injured in their entire careers. Playing 60 games a season for like a decade.

I actually believe they pumped that little freak full of growth hormones. He's basically indestructible.

We have to hook Hazard nearly every week because he's our only good player and his lungs are in his arse by about the 65th minute.

Messi's heart is probably the size of a bowling ball, ffs. I'm talking literally. He is probably cranking out more haemoglobin than any human being since time began.

I get Ronaldo. I get why he's an athlete. He looks like they made him in a lab. But Messi. What they ****. I'd love to see that man's blood work.

[MOTHERDUCKER]

He was pretty injured/injury prone as a kid/teenage footballer at Barca.. def something dodgy went on with him

Ronaldo is just a freak and looks after himself incredibly well

IDK though there is def ways to prevent injuries which some players picked up on.. Ryan Giggs from 18-26 or so would tear his hamstrings if u looked at him bad.. he took up yoga and he barely ever had real issues after that

[Sparked_26]

He was pretty injured/injury prone as a kid/teenage footballer at Barca.. def something dodgy went on with him

Ronaldo is just a freak and looks after himself incredibly well

IDK though there is def ways to prevent injuries which some players picked up on.. Ryan Giggs from 18-26 or so would tear his hamstrings if u looked at him bad.. he took up yoga and he barely ever had real issues after that

There has to be something in it.

Whatever Bale does is wrong. All he suffers is muscular injuries.

[The Ox]

Serie A lost all credability when the match fixing scandal was exposed, it's no wonder their games look like practice sessions these days... can't give tickets away.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Serie A lost all credability when the match fixing scandal was exposed, it's no wonder their games look like practice sessions these days... can't give tickets away.

It's a Waitrose SPL. Tinpot.

[Phenom]

Serie A lost all credability when the match fixing scandal was exposed, it's no wonder their games look like practice sessions these days... can't give tickets away.

Serie A is on the come up bro

[Joey_Torreo]

Serie A lost all credability when the match fixing scandal was exposed, it's no wonder their games look like practice sessions these days... can't give tickets away.

Would much rather watch serie a than la liga

[Joey_Torreo]

Enough time for Messi to suffer a cheeky hamstring tear.

How comes that little bastard never gets injured?

I know it sounds like I'm wishing a small injury on him - I am. But it is remarkable that him and Ronaldo have barely been injured in their entire careers. Playing 60 games a season for like a decade.

I actually believe they pumped that little freak full of growth hormones. He's basically indestructible.

We have to hook Hazard nearly every week because he's our only good player and his lungs are in his arse by about the 65th minute.

Messi's heart is probably the size of a bowling ball, ffs. I'm talking literally. He is probably cranking out more haemoglobin than any human being since time began.

I get Ronaldo. I get why he's an athlete. He looks like they made him in a lab. But Messi. What they ****. I'd love to see that man's blood work.

I've always thought about that myself.

[Outworn]

There has to be something in it.

Whatever Bale does is wrong. All he suffers is muscular injuries.

I read Aguero change his diet and suffered injuries less. Maybe Bale should ask Aguero his secret.

[F l i c k e r]

Bale needs to learn how to stretch.

That Ousmane Dembele kid that forced a transfer to Barcelona tore his hamstrings because he didn't want to stretch before games.

These professionals get lazy af. Not to say that Bale is lazy but there's no excuse for consistent calf injuries but he also has bulging discs in his back which the Spanish doctors believed to be influencing his leg injuries.

Anyone remember that striker Alexandre Pato? Guy was a phenomenon, single handedly split Barcelona in half and proceeded to score. Probably his greatest achievement but was so fast that his legs would shred apart when shifting into top gear. Blessing and a curse.