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[El Fenomeno]

I remember a time when i used to dream of us being linked to Darren Bent on the BBC Gossip Column. Back in the dark days of us signing the likes of Andriy Voronin and David Ngog as back up strikers.

Now i've got fans of other clubs desperately trying to convince me how former AC Milan and Brazil number one strikers are not good enough for my club.

I mean i was just like maybe Pato could do a job for us but no, my boy BodiesInFlight saw this and came rushing to my aid and helped me see the light.

He was like no Roy!, don't you dare let yourself lower your standards into thinking someone like Alexandre Pato is good enough for your club. You should be going for the best of the best! AC Milan and Brazillian future striking hopes are not good enough i say!

I was like goddamn Bodies you've made me the see the light. Pato ain't good enough for us. Who cares if the whole of Brazil as a nation are relying on him to carry their hopes in the future, that isn't enough for him to be good enough for a club like Liverpool.

We need better.

The best.

So i'll have a word with my Brazillian source right now and tell him to pull the plug on this deal.

Pato is OFF.

Thanks to you BodiesInFlight.

You made me see the light.

It wasn't long ago they were relying on Fred to lead the line. They haven't had even a half decent number 9 since Luis Fabiano.

Would you actually expect Pato to be a hit in the prem? I don't think many would, knowing his history.

[The Ox]

It wasn't long ago they were relying on Fred to lead the line. They haven't had even a half decent number 9 since Luis Fabiano.

Would you actually expect Pato to be a hit in the prem? I don't think many would, knowing his history.

Jealous much?

[Cechmate]

Jealous much?

Remember last season? You said Balotelli was going to tear shit up etc? Or this season when you said the same about Origi? Now it's Pato you're talking up as a world beater.

When you say a player is going to amazing etc; it's pretty much guaranteed the opposite will happen. Then Glenn kiss of death as I like to call it.

[The Ox]

Sterling is guff, couldn't score in a brothel.

[Adamjr91]

KDB's passing range is unrivalled in world football.

Sterling is guff, couldn't score in a brothel.

It wasn't so long ago that your ilk were ready to anoint Sterling as the next ****ing Overmars.

[The Ox]

KDB's passing range is unrivalled in world football.



It wasn't so long ago that your ilk were ready to anoint Sterling as the next ****ing Overmars.

That was before it became clear that we was proper pony. None of our fans miss the little ******, he wouldn't get into our starting 11 by today.

[Adamjr91]

That was before it became clear that we was proper pony. None of our fans miss the little ******, he wouldn't get into our starting 11 by today.

You're full of ****. Sterling would walk into Liverpool's team today and be your second best attacking player, after that little maestro Coutinho .

[The Ox]

You're full of ****. Sterling would walk into Liverpool's team today and be your second best attacking player, after that little maestro Coutinho .

No he wouldn't. He just missed another chance from 2 yards out, proves I'm right tbh.

[The Ox]

Sterling couldn't finish a yoghurt, I give it 18 months until Sheiky ship him out on loan to West ham

[The Ox]

Remi Garde is a genius, gets his players to injure Bony so that Sheiky have to play Sterling up front. Clean sheet sorted