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[Dirk Diggler UK]

Fackin 'ell

Just read that line out to myself again

Who else but a Chelsea fan would take pride in being able to ''make a tear roll down the face of football''?

Shameful

I told you that they pride themselves on this kind of thing. The racism video is probably shown by Mourinho before games now.

[Sparked_26]

Fackin 'ell

Just read that line out to myself again

Who else but a Chelsea fan would take pride in being able to ''make a tear roll down the face of football''?

Most football fans are self mocking.

Chelsea will beat say Barcelona and it will be 'fortuitous' even though history says we are nip and tuck with Barca head to head. Even a Barca team that was probably the best team ever.

Liverpool are the type of club who seek approval constantly.

Here is a secret - nobody gives a sh.it about Liverpool apart from fans of teams that loathe the club.

If the tag is that Chelsea are the scourge of football I will take that. It is funny.

[Cechmate]

What makes me laugh is when Mourinho complains about other teams being negative.

[Sparked_26]

Shameful

I told you that they pride themselves on this kind of thing. The racism video is probably shown by Mourinho before games now.

Dirk, you're being a bit sycophantic these days.

I preferred you when you were a maverick sniping troll capable of holding three arguments with three different posters at the same time.

I hope to see a return to form.

That stirred nothing in me. In your prime you have made me swear audibly.

[SirTomJones]

Question is who do you all want to win on Sunday?

Spurs or Chelsea?

[Sparked_26]

Question is who do you all want to win on Sunday?

Spurs or Chelsea?

We genuinely aren't playing well. So I don't know.

Fabregas and Costa are out of form. Aside from Hazard and Ivanovic nobody is playing very well.

Mourinho's outbursts are a bit of a smoke screen, really.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I might have said this before but Man City remind me of this fat bird that used to go to my school. She was a proper beast and would get relentlessly bullied. She was dirt poor too and pretty thick. Just a complete dud at life.

I saw her recently at a bar and she'd lost heaps of weight, was wearing designer clothes and looked quite decent despite all the loose skin. I went over to talk to her and she properly tried to mug me off.

Needless to say, I called her a "Fat b1tch" in front of the whole bar and told her, "You can't polish a turd. I don't care how much weight you lose, you'll always be that fat ugly b1tch to me. Your disguise doesn't fool me. I know you!"

Same applies to Man City. I was there when you were going life and death with Gillingham in the Division 2 play-offs. I know who you really are. You'll always be a bum club to me.

[Sparked_26]

I might have said this before but Man City remind me of this fat bird that used to go to my school. She was a proper beast and would get relentlessly bullied. She was dirt poor too and pretty thick. Just a complete dud at life.

I saw her recently at a bar and she'd lost heaps of weight, was wearing designer clothes and looked quite decent despite all the loose skin. I went over to talk to her and she properly tried to mug me off.

Needless to say, I called her a "Fat b1tch" in front of the whole bar and told her, "You can't polish a turd. I don't care how much weight you lose, you'll always be that fat ugly b1tch to me. Your disguise doesn't fool me. I know you!"

Same applies to Man City. I was there when you were going life and death with Gillingham in the Division 2 play-offs. I know who you really are. You'll always be a bum club to me.

To be fair Dirk, she sounds like a bit of a success story.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

Question is who do you all want to win on Sunday?

Spurs or Chelsea?

Probably Spurs tbh. It's only a bum cup though.

[Cechmate]

Dirk, did you just admit to getting turned down by a fat chick?